This morning on The Morning After, a new TikTok Trend has people eating a dangerous amount of carrots, a group hoping to raise money for endangered species has started an OnlyFans account, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man with a long-lasting cough was actually battling ‘parrot chlamydia,’ our MVP accepted workman’s comp benefits while also going to music festivals and skiing, we had an update on the woman that took a dump on the hood of a car, and a prolific public masturbator was at it again in Seattle.

00:13 - TikTok Trend
10:00 - Endangered species group starts OnlyFans
14:17 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
19:29 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
24:01 - Man’s cough was actually ‘parrot chlamydia’
31:23 - MVP
40:13 - MA Update
47:07 - Prolific public masturbator up to his old tricks

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