This morning on The Morning After, a man was seen ‘fondling’ a ferret that wasn’t his, Lake Anne’s suggestive signage is ready for an update, a lesbian regrets hooking up with a man after a wedding on Missed Connections, a fight broke out at an elementary school graduation, our MVP kept his penis pump on when he got out of his truck to polish it, a man put on a Dewalt shirt and tried to steal from from Home Depot, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Man seen ‘fondling’ ferret
08:01 - Lake Anne updating suggestive signage
13:35 - Missed Connections
23:44 - Elementary school graduation fight
29:04 - MVP
37:19 - Man puts on Dewalt shirt to steal power tools
41:53 - Things We Missed

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