This morning on The Morning After, a man got bit by a crocodile he thought was fake, we had an update on the woman that pooped on a car’s hood during a road rage incident in Pennsylvania, a man peed in the holy water on Florida/Not Florida, we learned about Japan’s love motels, our MVP has no problem pulling out her machete, there’s an argument raging over how many penises are on an ancient tapestry, and a hill in China has been painted to look like Mount Fuji.

00:13 - Man bit by ‘fake’ crocodile
08:38 - MA Update
15:02 - Florida/Not Florida
22:33 - Japan’s love motels
28:45 - MVP
36:48 - Amount of penises on tapestry

43:16 - Small hill painted to look like Mount Fuji

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