This morning on The Morning After, a man blamed his fictional girlfriend for crashing his car in a roundabout, a town in Turkey got rid of 20 tons of weed by burning it and getting everyone high, Teagan joined us or Unqualified Love Advice, we told you why you shouldn’t let you dog lick your face, our MVP shoved nachos down her wife’s pants, TikTokers are putting Preparation H under their eyes to reduce puffiness, and a man stole a cannon from the Spanish-American War to pay off a drug debt.

00:13 - Man blames fictional girlfriend for crash
08:43 - Town burns 20 tons of weed
14:33 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:51 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:56 - Don’t let your dog lick your face
32:58 - MVP
41:47 - Preparation H under eyes
47:33 - Man steals cannon to pay drug debt

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