This morning on The Morning After, a man was robbed, stabbed, and peed on, we had an update on the guy that attached a cucumber to the front of a woman’s car to have sex with it, we were very foot heavy on Missed Connections, a man in Dearborn Heights robbed a bank and then walked to the Tim Hortons next door, our MVP wouldn’t stop masturbating once he started, a pilot confused his left and right hands, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Man robbed, stabbed, and peed on
08:23 - MA Update
14:37 - Missed Connections
22:44 - Robber walks next door to Tim Hortons
28:10 - MVP
36:18 - Pilot confuses left and right hands
41:31 - Things We Missed

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