This morning on The Morning After, two naked guys were accused of swinging their penises around in a garden, a man was trying to pee in a Budweiser can on Florida/Not Florida, ‘Sexy Spanking’ could help your anxiety, an argument over turkey led to our MVP being involved in a gunfight, a man faked a carjacking to get out of shopping with his wife, and a man driving to the doctor ended up in another country.

00:13 - Naked guys swinging penises in garden
07:18 - Florida/Not Florida
16:01 - Sexy spanking
21:34 - MVP
29:17 - Man fakes carjacking to avoid shopping
35:05 - Man follows GPS to a different country

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