This morning on The Morning After, the same artist that taped a banana to a wall is selling his solid gold toilet, a man with a ‘noticeable bulge’ was stealing from a hardware store on Florida/Not Florida, a man assaulted teenaged trick-or-treaters with a NERF gun, our MVPs were caught taking pictures of a woman’s feet that they had pulled over, a man was caught on camera stealing shoes off porches, and a cyclist survived a fall down a ravine by drinking wine.

00:13 - Artist selling solid gold toilet
06:11 - Florida/Not Florida
15:01 - Man assaults teen trick-or-treaters
20:07 - MVP
29:22 - Porch pirate caught stealing shoes
35:43 - Cyclist falls down ravine, survives on wine

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