This morning on The Morning After, a bank robber in Ohio asked if the money he stole could be added to his prison commissary, a woman was fined $1,400 after her cat trespassed in her neighbor’s yard, a man was naked and doing doughnuts in his car in a church parking lot on Florida/Not Florida, France is holding a funeral plot lottery, our MVP threatened to stab a man for taking too long in the bathroom stall, Kentucky’s Secretary of State had to remind residents that they didn’t have an election, and Japan is deploying the military to deal with an increase in bear attacks.

00:13 - Robber wants money added to his commissary
10:17 - Woman fined $1,400 for trespassing cat
15:18 - Florida/Not Florida
23:43 - France holding funeral plot lottery
30:15 - MVP
38:35 - Kentucky didn’t have an election
45:52 - Japan deploys military for bears

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