This morning on The Morning After, a man was spotted walking around the campus of Purdue University covered in peanut butter, we learned a little too much about former NFL lineman Matt Kalil, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a dog’s new haircut had locals in Scotland thinking a lion was on the prowl, our MVP sent out death letters to over 500 living people, we had more fights in supermarkets, and we put officially put a bow on Halloween.

00:13 - Man covered in peanut butter at Purdue
09:00 - Matt Kalil has a massive penis
16:29 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
23:16 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
29:21 - Dog’s new haircut makes it look like a lion
35:12 - MVP
46:38 - Massachusetts supermarket brawl
53:01 - Halloween wrap-up

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