This morning on The Morning After, a man shot at three people in a parking lot on ‘Why You Mad, Bro?,’ a teen has been charged after putting googly eyes on a statue, someone pooped their pants on a bus on Missed Connections, a man’s seeing boobs after his recent eye surgery, lack of toilet paper led our MVP to throw chew at an employee, a museum in Germany offers up a ‘Grumpy Guide,’ and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Why You Mad, Bro?
09:30 - Teen puts googly eyes on statue
15:08 - Missed Connections
24:32 - Man sees boobs after surgery
30:31 - MVP
37:38 - Grumpy Guide
42:09 - Things We Missed

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