This morning on The Morning After, a woman purchased knives to stab a woman in the parking lot who took too long in line, Bear AI may limit bear attacks, a Dollar General employee got bit on Florida/Not Florida, Kim Kardashian’s company is now offering pubic wig underwear, our MVP asked to bum a cigarette from a police officer, a man faked being blind for 50 years, and one company has asked remote employees to tell them when they’re going to the bathroom.

00:13 - Woman buys knives to stab
07:32 - Bear AI may limit attacks
12:30 - Florida/Not Florida
20:49 - Kim K’s company offers pube wig undies
26:30 - MVP
34:25 - Man fakes being blind for 50 years
39:19 - Company asks when you go to bathroom

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