This morning on The Morning After, your smile can tell people how big your penis is, someone started a bonfire too early, a man stole some secret recipes on Florida/Not Florida, a doctor’s side hustle was backseat penis enlargements, our MVP stole a fire truck, and butt breathing may soon be a reality.

00:13 - Hung smile
09:08 - Bonfire started too early
15:38 - Florida/Not Florida
23:39 - Backseat penis enlargements
29:17 - MVP
38:59 - Butt breathing

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