This morning on The Morning After, someone found cocaine in their kid’s trick-or-treat bag, a woman trashed a car with condiments on Florida/Not Florida, a Kia Telluride got stuck on a path in Telluride, our MVP informed police that that was her on surveillance footage using a credit card that wasn’t hers, monkeys in Florida dive-bombed a woman in a kayak, and skeleton strippers are upsetting some people near Orlando.

00:13 - Cocaine in trick-or-treat bag
06:17 - Florida/Not Florida
14:08 - Telluride stuck in Telluride
21:16 - MVP
27:57 - Monkeys dive-bomb kayaker
32:48 - Skeleton strippers

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