This morning on The Morning After, a woman was knocked unconscious after she was hit by a duck while riding a roller coaster, a woman thought she was dating the star of ‘Squid Game,’ a man smashed some pumpkins on Florida/Not Florida, test monkeys escaped a truck in Mississippi, our MVP stopped to drink a glass of wine following a break-in, a band added a hot dog griller to their lineup, and ‘throning’ is a new dating trend that isn’t new at all.

00:13 - Woman hit by duck on roller coaster
09:06 - Woman thought she was dating ‘Squid Game’ star
14:23 - Florida/Not Florida
22:37 - Test monkeys escape
26:54 - MVP
34:35 - Band adds hot dog griller
39:31 - Throning

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