This morning on The Morning After, a swan named Mr. Terminator has been evicted from a town in England for trying to drown other birds, a stoner called the cops on himself, a man needed an E-bike charger on Missed Connections, a hotel is introduced a smelly alarm clock, our MVP stole a motorized cart to go to a doctor’s appointment, the noise a woman thought her car was making was from a fireplace soundtrack, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Mr. Terminator evicted
07:18 - Stoner calls cops on himself
12:19 - Missed Connections
20:34 - Smelly alarm clock
25:48 - MVP
32:00 - Car noise is just fireplace soundtrack
37:53 - Things We Missed

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