This morning on The Morning After, ‘pube wigs’ are all the rage in Russia, a man threw a pineapple at police on Florida/Not Florida, there was a salsa heist in Canada, our MVP put tampons in her ex-boyfriend’s yard, the sugar a company is extracting from used toilet paper will NOT be the same sugar they use in food, and a man in Gaylord was upset when he didn’t win the big Keno jackpot (until he found out the winner was him).

00:13 - Pube wigs
04:06 - Florida/Not Florida
12:21 - Salsa heist in Canada
17:36 - MVP
26:50 - Sugar extracted from toilet paper
31:24 - Keno winner was upset he didn’t win

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