This morning on The Morning After, ‘genital anxiety’ is to blame for full-body deodorants, you have to watch a 15-second ad to get toilet paper in China, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, an OnlyFans model makes thousands sending voice messages to fans, our MVP jump off a cruise ship to avoid paying his gambling debts, a valet took a car for a joyride in Florida, and a cemetery in the UK is asking people to stop leaving alcohol at gravesites.

00:13 - Genital anxiety
08:36 - Watch an ad to get toilet paper
13:51 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:24 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:05 - OnlyFans model sends voice messages
33:01 - MVP
40:54 - Valet takes car for joyride
48:06 - Stop leaving alcohol at gravesites

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