This morning on The Morning After, marrying your first cousin will soon be illegal in Connecticut, a teaching assistant had a can of poop spray on Florida/Not Florida, an small town in Iowa has outlawed toilet papering, our bus drivin’ MVP made students close the windows and cranked the heat up, we had an update on the bar that was set on fire when they didn’t have any mayonnaise, and people in China are getting ‘tattoos’ on their teeth.

00:13 - Marrying your first cousin illegal in CT
05:45 - Florida/Not Florida
15:26 - Iowa town outlaws toilet papering
20:52 - MVP
30:04 - MA Update
35:29 - Tooth ‘tattoos’

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