This morning on The Morning After, a man killed and ate his own peacocks after his neighbor wouldn’t stop feeding them, people in China are selling their fingernails online, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, two women from the USA are champion cheesemongers, our MVP thought he could outrun a police officer on a horse, a woman won a Mortal Kombat tournament while holding a newborn, and someone in the UK thought it was a good idea to write an article about the benefits of marrying your first cousin.

00:13 - Man eats and kills peacocks to spite neighbor
07:14 - People selling fingernails online
12:53 - Florida/Not Florida
22:20 - Champion cheesemongers
27:10 - MVP
35:50 - Woman wins tournament holding baby
41:59 - UK article says it’s good to marry cousin

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