The Morning After Sports Betting

Carton and Friends open the second hour of the show with Carton hoping he can be the first person to own marijuana-infused Coca-Cola. Carton explains how someone at the Meadowlands Sportsbook had an issue after not being paid a large win, due to a glitch in the computer system; Carton explains this is a nightmare scenario for legalized gambling. Corey and Carton question if Hall of Fame players deserve to get financial benefits, after learning that a number of Hall of Fame players will boycott ceremonies if they are not provided with said benefits. Michelle's social update includes a story telling how the internet is losing it over the size of Kawhi Leonard's hands. Another social update talks about how Jimmy Garoppolo's gal pal, adult film star Kiara Mia, is telling people to believe in her one-time dinner date.

#FNTSY #NFL #Meadowlands #FanDuelSportsbook #HallofFame #KurtWarner #CocoaCola #NBA #KawhiLeonardsHands #49ers #JimmyG #KiaraMia

Carton and Friends, Corey and Michelle, open the show recapping the Bears' defense dominating the Seahawks, with Corey and Carton questioning why Jon Gruden and the Raiders wanted to get rid of Kahlil Mack. Personal issues aside, the gang likes the Patriots trading for Josh Gordon, thinking he will be a great deep threat for Tom Brady, can spread the offense for the rest of the team and will have a great support system from the New England organization; Carton tells a caller, a Browns fan, that he can't trust an organization that hasn't won a game in almost two years. The Yankees and Red Sox are switching radio broadcasters for an inning, with John Sterling going to the Red Sox booth and Joe Castiglione joining the Yankees booth; Corey thinks this is fun, but Carton thinks it is ridiculous, especially for how much these teams hate each other. Carton goes on to say the Yankees should be worrying more about the Athletics catching them in the Wild Card. Michelle's social update includes how Tom Brady said he's excited to start working with Josh Gordon. Carton finishes the hour telling Michelle to watch the 1997 film, Boogie Nights.

#FNTSY #NFL #MNF #Bears #Seahawks #Raiders #JonGruden #KahlilMack #Patriots #JoshGordon #Browns #MLB #RedSox #Yankees #JohnSterling #JoeCastiglione #Athletics #Rays #TomBrady #BoogieNights

Carton and Friends open the final hour of the show talking about how Fox News priest Jonathan Morris said Hurricane Florence was a part of God's plan, and the gang thinks the news station needs to keep God out of its equation. While talking about college football, Carton loved North Texas' "fake fair catch" play against Arkansas. They also talk about how interesting playoff scenario has gotten, especially with Wisconsin losing to BYU and Georgia moving up in the rankings. Carton and Corey give their picks for the Monday night game, with both thinking the Bears bring it to the Seahawks. The gang talks about Antonio Brown responding to a critical tweet from Ryan Scarpino by saying the team should trade him then, and how it shows how bad the Steelers' situation has become. Michelle's social update includes how a Steelers player wore special cleats for late rapper Mac Miller, and Carton brings up how much he loves Eminem's Machine Gun Kelly diss-track.

#FNTSY #NFL #fantasyfootball #NCAFFB #FoxNews #JonathanMorris #HurricaneFlorence #NorthTexas #BYU #Wisconsin #Georgia #OhioSt #Alabama #RollTide #Steelers #AntonioBrown #LevBell #BigBen #MikeTomlin #MacMiller

Carton and Friends open the second hour of the show looking at the Carton and Friends league scores, with Beauty and the Beast relying on Tarik Cohen tonight, and Carton bragging about his victory over Bones and Bivona. Previewing and predicting the Monday night game between the Seahawks and Bears, Carton thinks the Bears are playing with a chip on their shoulder, and Corey thinks the Seahawks are the West Coast version of the Giants, including the poor offensive line. The Browns trading Josh Gordon has the gang questioning why they are moving him, and where he will end up playing next week. The gang gives love to the Carolinas, who were devastated by the affects of Hurricane Florence, and talk about the fun times you can have in Charleston, South Carolina.

#FNTSY #NFL #fantasyfootball #CartonandFriends #BeautyandtheBeast #Bears #Seahawks #RussellWilson #TarikCohen #Browns #JoshGordon #49ers #Jets #Giants #Patriots #Jaguars #NorthCarolina #SouthCarolina #HurricaneFlorence

Carton and Friends, Corey and Michelle, open the program calling the Giants an embarrassment, and Corey questions the offensive line play, zeroing in on public enemy number one, Erik Flowers; the guys look ahead to the Giants' schedule, thinking they could start 0-6\. Meanwhile, the Jets, who also lost yesterday, seem to have the fighting spirit needed to win ballgames. Looking at the Jaguars, Carton gives a lot of credit to them not only beating the Patriots—and avenging their 2017 AFC Championship loss—but completely controlling the game; Corey says the one play that kills a defense is when a quarterback runs for a long first down, which Bortles did a lot. The strangest story out of yesterday's action was Vontae Davis quitting on the Bills, and retiring at halftime of their blowout loss to the Chargers; while Bills players response was not one of encouragement for Davis, the Carton gang only wonders why Davis didn't wait until the end of the game. Michelle's social media update about Ezekiel Elliott wearing crop-tops has Carton not only drug testing Michelle tomorrow, but getting in to why playing shirts vs. skins basketball is horrible.

#FNTSY #NFL #fantasyfootball #Week2 #Jets #Giants #EliManning #SaquonBarkley #SamDarnold #Dolphins #Jaguars #BlakeBortles #Patriots #ChrisHogan #Bills #VontaeDavis

Terry Bradshaw & Jerry Rice all in Dutchland?; Craig almost loses a finger to a sorority; Stevie Wonder…isn't blind?; Omarosa calls in and hangs up; Craig's lucky hot dog; East Coast fans are nuttier; Corey comes to Serena's rescue…

#FNTSY #Carton&Friends

Carton and Friends finish the week looking at the latest updates of Hurricane Florence, and wonder what Corey would be like as a TV weatherman updating people on hurricanes. Carton is fascinated with Gabe's football picks, but the one that most intrigues him is Army vs. Hawaii; Carton asks Michelle if she knows where Army and Air Force plays their home football games. The gang brings up how six months ago, the Eagles vs. Buccaneers game would have been a marquee match-up between Carson Wentz and Jameis Winston. Meanwhile, the crew looks at how Yankees fans are miserable, even though the team will finish with over 90 wins, if not 100; the gang blames sub .500 baseball over the past few months, as well as strong play from the Red Sox, Athletics and Rays. Carton looks at how Michelle and Scott Engel, nicknamed Beauty and the Beast, will fair against Carton's kids this weekend in the Carton Fantasy Football league. The crew finishes the hour giving their Week 2 picks against the spread.

#FNTSY #HurricaneFlorence #Army #AirForce #WestPoint #ColoradoSprings #HawaiiWarriors #Yankees #RedSox #Athletics #Rays #AaronBoone #BeautyandtheBeast #Week2 #Bucs #Eagles #RyanFitzpatrick #NickFoles #CarsonWentz #JameisWinston

Carton and Friends open the second hour of the program with Gabe remembering when he interviewed film star, Alexis Texas, and how much a fan he was, as well the rest of the crew, of her assets. Carton brings up how the Angels are trying to make Mike Trout a lifetime member of the organization, and the gang tries to see how they can do that, and get their team back to playoff contention; Cory thinks if the Angels don't become contenders, the Yankees and his hometown Phillies, are two possible future destinations for Trout. Gabe explains how NFL owners are toying with NFL players through payroll, and how they make most of their money through the people who sit in their skybox suites. Carton, Gabe, and Corey give their picks for Week 2, including seeing the Panthers beat the Falcons, Steelers over the Chiefs, and the Jets over the Dolphins. The gang finishes the show tipping their caps to Mets star David Wright, who will play in his final games at the end of the month. 

#FNTSY #NFL #fantasyfootball #MLB #Angels #MikeTrout #AlexisTexas #Week2 #Steelers #Chiefs #Falcons #Panthers #Jets #SamDarnold #Dolphins #KennyStills #Mets #DavidWright #FireIsland

Carton and Friends, Corey, Michelle, and Gabe, open the show recapping the Ravens-Bengals game, with Carton calling Andy Dalton the anti-Eli Manning, saying he's a great regular season quarterback, but can't win when the playoffs are on the line; Gabe still loves Dalton for helping the Bills last year, and Corey calls him Mr. September. The story of Celtics guard Jabari Bird accused of strangling his girlfriend has the gang questioning his mentality, and the general safety of players, along with their families and friends. This story has Carton remembering how former Sixers president, Pat Croce, a well-versed black belt in martial arts, had no problem standing up to people who may try to hurt Allen Iverson. Talking about the safety issues around Hurricane Florence, the gang says the Panthers-Falcons game could be highly affected, citing that the Panthers still haven't left Charlotte for Atlanta, and may get stuck with horrifying weather. The Panthers new owner, David Tepper, said a word that had Carton cringing and questioning his maturity.

#FNTSY #NFL #fantasyfootball #Week2 #TNF #Ravens #Bengals #AndyDalton #NBA #Celtics #JabariBird #BarclaysCenter #PatCoce #Panthers #Falcons #HurricaneFlorence #BullDingy #ChocolateThunder

Carton and Friends open the final hour of the show with Carton getting angry about an Australian newspaper making a drawing of Serena Williams that is nothing more than offensive for the sake of being offensive. Looking at tonight's game between the Ravens and Bengals, the guys think this could a fun one to watch, despite being on the Thursday night slate, which has historically been bad; while Corey likes the Ravens, Carton and Gabe think the Bengals give Baltimore a hard time and win. Gabe and Corey get annoyed that whenever they make appearances, the only thing they get asked is, "Is Michelle single?" Michelle's social media update includes a story of how Stefon Diggs loves Starbucks so much that he got a custom diamond chain with a Starbucks logo pendant.

#FNTSY #SerenaWilliams #NFL #TNF #Ravens #Bengals #JoeMixon #AndyDalton