The Morning After Sports Betting

Carton and Friends, Corey and Michelle, open the show wondering if Gabe's absence is actually because he's recording an album with his band, or if he can't get through customs in Canada. Looking at some of the biggest surprises through Week 3 of the NFL, Carton thinks the Patriots are not going to the Super Bowl, Corey thinks the Vikings are done, and all think Dolphins fans should be feeling great about themselves. Carton says Week 3 sucked, starting with the Jets losing to the Browns, though Corey says to not look at it as a Jets fan, but from an NFL perspective, but Carton also says all of the games, outside of Falcons-Saints, were boring. Tiger Woods may have won the PGA Championship, but as great as it is for golf, Carton says it will never be able to beat the NFL in ratings, even though Tiger was more interesting than the afternoon games in Week 3\. The gang talks about the failures of the Raiders, and Carton thinks it's good that they suck because they are getting ready to move to Las Vegas, and want to find a new identity. Looking at the Carton league scores, Craig finds solace in the fact that Scott and Michelle have fallen to 0-3; Chris Ventra throws some shade to Carton for starting the year 1-2, and starting Andy Dalton over Deshaun Watson.

#FNTSY #NFL #fantasyfootball #Week3 #Patriots #Lions #TigerWoods #Raiders #LasVegas #Dolphins #Giants #Texans #BeautyandtheBeast

Mike, Michelle, and Corey open the final hour of the show with Corey announcing that tomorrow's show will be a special RotoExperts reunion with him, Scott Engel, and Adam Ronis. The gang talks about some injury news heading in to Week 3, with Corey wondering if Carson Wentz is being rushed back from last November's torn ACL injury. The gang looks at some interesting Week 3 over-under numbers, with Mike interested in the Jaguars vs. Titans game. Corey says he is not a big fan of this Titans team, even though Mike said he had them going to the Super Bowl. The gang makes fun of Ezekiel Elliott's crop top, comparing him to Tracey Morgan's cheerleader character in "The Longest Yard." Michelle's final social update includes a story of how Yankees 1B Luke Voit does not wear shirts under his uniform, and "let's the chest hair go."

#FNTSY #NFL #RotoExperts #Week3 #CarsonWentz #Week3 #Eagles #Titans #Ravens #ZekeElliott #LukeVoit

Mike, Michelle, and Corey open the second hour of the show questioning why Carton has such a disdain for LeBron James. Sticking to basketball, Mike and Corey try to figure out Jimmy Butler's thought process as to wanting out of Minnesota, and if the Clippers or Knicks will make a trade for the disgruntled All-Star. Corey says he would love to watch a big fight like a Mayweather-McGregor bout, but also fears sitting too close to the ring. Mike brings up the depressing state of his Steelers, while Corey becomes infatuated with Mike's Terrible Towel. Talking about the issues around the Steelers, Corey thinks Le'Veon Bell is holding out after learning of the money Todd Gurley got from the Rams. Mike asks Michelle how she feels about firefighters, and asks Bones if Michelle will have too much fun at the bachelorette party she is going to. 

#FNTSY #NBA #TWolves #Knicks #Clippers #JimmyButler #LeBronJames #boxing #Steelers #LevBell #AntonioBrown #TerribleTowels

Mike Blewitt and Friends, Corey and Michelle, open the show talking about the Yankees dominating the Red Sox last night, Michelle loving the sexiness of Luke Voit and the guys impressed with his one-armed bench presses. Michelle talks about how she will be attending a bachelorette party, and Corey questions how a said party does not end with someone getting lucky. Michelle's social updates include how Dallas Keuchel took a line drive off of his head so hard, the ball went in to the outfield; Corey and Mike talk about how scary it is to get hit with a baseball. The crew talks about how Bill O'Brien took to defense of DeShaun Watson, after a Texas school superintendent said "you can't trust black quarterbacks." Mike is playing substitute teacher for Carton today, and Corey tells a story about how one of his substitutes got in to a fight with one of his classmates.

#FNTSY #MLB #Yankees #RedSox #LukeVoit #NFL #Jets #Browns #Astros #DallasKeuchel #Texans #Bills #Patriots

Carton and Friends open the final hour of the show talking about how superstars like Tom Brady and Michael Jordan make other players better, while LeBron James does not. Looking at the Yankees' final 12 games of the season, the gang questions if they can get to 100 wins; Carton says they should watch out for the Tampa Bay Rays, who are playing the best baseball in the last few months. Carton questions if Michelle knows how many days there are in February. Michelle and Carton argue if the Orioles' braille jerseys worn are offensive to blind people.

#FNTSY #NFL #TomBrady #LeBronJames #MichaelJordan #Orioles #Brail

Carton opens the second hour giving the results of Michelle's drug test, passing with flying colors; Corey's drug test also passes, but with a very dark green color. Carton considers stories like the Patriots in-house tensions, Roger Goodell's punishment tactics and Shohei Ohtani's injury woes as clickbait. Carton goes on to explain that the Patriots have no issues, citing that Tom Brady and Bill Belichick will never be great without each other. The mood gets somber when Carton brings up the story of how a college golfer for Iowa St. was found stabbed to death in a pond on a golf course. The mood lightens up after Michelle's social media update, which includes a story of Michael Jordan helping out his hometown of Wilmington, NC after it suffered damage from Hurricane Florence.

#FNTSY #NFL #fantasyfootball #Patriots #TomBrady #BillBelichick #IowaSt #Golf #MichaelJordan #NorthCarolina #HurricaneFlorence

Carton and Friends, Corey and Michelle, open the show with Carton thinking it was weird the Orioles wore braille jerseys, but Michelle thought it was a nice gesture. Carton goes on to talk about issues within the Patriots organization, but also cautions people thinking everything is falling apart in New England; Corey says one day the wheels will fall of for Tom Brady. Carton says with his money on the line, he's still taking the Patriots to win the AFC. Carton takes blame for waiver wire problems in the Carton and Friends fantasy league, but tells everyone to quit crying, especially the ones who have not yet paid for the league; Corey explains problems like this is why he will not be a league commissioner ever again. The gang wonders if Ryan Fitzpatrick will keep his job if he and the Bucs beat the Steelers, and Carton reminds people the Giants once won a Super Bowl with a backup quarterback, and so did the Eagles.

#FNTSY #NFL #Patriots #TomBrady #MLB #Orioles #fantasyfootball #WaiverWire #Giants #Bucs #JameisWinston #RyanFitzpatrick #Shaq

Carton and Friends, Corey and Michelle, open the show with Carton thinking it was weird the Orioles wore brail jerseys, but Michelle thought it was a nice gesture. Carton goes on to talk about issues within the Patriots organization, but also cautions people thinking everything is falling apart in New England, it's still the Patriots; Corey though, says one day, the wheels will fall of for Tom Brady. Craig says with his money on the line, he's still taking the Patriots to win the AFC. Carton takes blame for waiver wire problems in the Carton and Friends fantasy league, but tells everyone to quit crying, especially the ones who have not yet paid for the league; Corey explains problems like this is why he will not be a league commissioner ever again. The gang questions if Ryan Fitzpatrick and the Bucs beat the Steelers if Fitz will keep his job, and Carton reminds people the Giants once won a Super Bowl with a backup quarterback, and so did the Eagles. 

#FNTSY #NFL #Patriots #TomBrady #MLB #Orioles #fantasyfootball #WaiverWire #Giants #Bucs #JameisWinston #RyanFitzpatrick #Shaq

Carton and Friends open the final hour of the show talking about how superstars like Tom Brady and Michael Jordan make other players better, while LeBron James does not. Looking at the Yankees final 12 games of the season, the gang questions if they can get to 100 wins; Carton says they should watch out for the Tampa Bay Rays, who are playing the best baseball in the last few months. Carton questions if Michelle knows how many days there are in February. Michelle and Carton argue if the brail jerseys worn by the Orioles is offensive to blind people. 

#FNTSY #NFL #TomBrady #LeBronJames #MichaelJordan #Orioles #Brail

In the final hour of the show, Carton talks about how South Dakota St. ran up their score against Arkansas-Pine Bluff, winning 90-6, and their coach coming out saying he should have pumped the breaks a bit. Carton tells the story of how former NFL wide receiver Joe Jurevicius, had his house robbed, but also questioned if there is a conspiracy, as Jurevicius had come home through the back door, same as the robber. Carton and the gang finish the show talking about Brewers' Christian Yelich getting his bi-cycle, and what it would be like to go to a slumber party at Tom Brady's house.

#FNTSY #NFL #NCAAFB #SouthDakotaSt #TomBrady #Giselle #JoeJurevicius #MLB #Brewers #ChristianYelich #BiCycle