(00:00-9:16) No theme, just a great song. B Halls dropped off some wings in the commercial break. Doug doesn't wanna chop it up anymore, he wants to eat. Audio of MLB Network talking about liking the way are Cardinals are playing. Give it time and see how it works out. Jackson's won over Doug with the sound effects. Drummies or flats? Buckets of lard.

(9:24-21:02) We are one of you. Wings were devoured during the commercial break. Rory has run into trouble early at the PGA. Audio of Oli Marmol talking about the lineup. We hope the Seamen inspire people. Juicy for Member Guest season.

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(00:00-10:23) Greatest sitcom of all-time as voted on by InsideSTL. Panthers getting hot. Audio of Craig Berube after last night's debacle. Can we get a game 7 in Toronto? Stars can finish off the Jets tonight. Using burners to go after Min Woo Lee. Apologies to Chief.

(10:31-22:06) Fun with audio. Starting with Joey Zanaboni's call from last night's match. What was the barking? So What'd Your Grandma Think? Connor McDavid wasn't happy. NBA vs. NHL playoffs. Luke Donald and Keegan Bradley. A late 9 with PCP.

(22:16-33:31) The Jam Jams playlist. Lantern flies are taking over New York City. Audio of John Kruk not happy with Masyn Winn being happy about a walk. Pimping walks. More audio of Kruk unhappy with Ivan Herrera's framing. Stick it. Doug had the yips after a shot to the sack.

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(00:00-20:47) Dido. Sharon wants us to stop health shaming Doug. Chairman on the Pondoff's Anonymous Recovery Podcast. Time and money don't exist at the airport. Big Noon kickoffs causing a ruckus in Columbus. Unchecked old men are the worst. Best kickoff time in college football. Canton vs. Cooperstown. College donors. Audio of Charles Barkley talking Auburn and NIL.

(20:56-29:22) Snagglepuss. Quick Draw McGraw. It's all Hanna Barbera. Burleson with the pre-TMA homerun last night because he was so excited. Jackson's going through a slight rebrand. The Weeknd changing his stage name. B Halls wants to bring us wings. And the ADHD is kicking in.

(29:32-54:09) Alec Burleson has been on-hold for a bit and joins us. His thoughts on the Youngry Birds song as a former DJ. Off-day itinerary includes getting some coffee. Bats & Barrels event on June 8th. The vibe of the team after the winning streak. Playing baseball growing up and through college. What makes him think this Cardinals teams can compete. Favorite road park to play in. Do series wins matter? Navy caps or red caps?

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(00:00-28:08) Don't sleep on Luke Donald. Joe Ferret and his gout. Nice piece of hitting, Donny. TMA pre-bump. Post Malone's prolonged writhing. Heckling lacrosse refs. Some of these text names, man. Shout out Brad Scherzer and Joe LaPorta. Which youth sport has the worst parents? Golf dad. Doggies with another draw. Jackson doesn't think parents should go to their kids' high school golf matches. How bout just a little bit of nuance?

(28:16-55:21) This fire you up for the Royals series? "Happy spring break, son. Hope you enjoyed Wichita." You just mentioned her name so you could talk some pee pee. Cardinal Corner. Audio of Oli Marmol talking about loving this team and not panicking after giving up 5 in the first. Maple Leafs fans quit on em last night. Audio of PK Subban talking about Toronto getting worked in their biggest game in decades. Oil moving on with the overtime win over VGK. Earthquake talk. Audio of Pat Maroon talking about the best chirp he ever took. Doug's hot to trot this morning. Can the Celtics get it done?

(55:31-1:07:03) Take Me Home Tonight. Eddie Money. 1997 VMAs. Trashed wingy wingy. Mt. Rushmore of STL wings. Cardinal Vaughn Index update. Crestwood Mall. Lots of people texting in their wing takes.

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Kenny Albert joins us to talk about calling game 7 of Blues and Jets and where that ranks in terms of finishes he's called. Kenny also talks about the wide variety of sports he's called, including many St. Louis teams. Kenny also discusses the legacy and impact of his father in his life and his career.

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(00:00-8:25) Most heartbreaking Cardinal playoff series losses. 2002 NLCS. The 2004 World Series was over in the blink of an eye. Doug was chastised for Monsanto's fertilizer. Cardinals lineup for Game 1 of the doubleheader. Closing the vertical tease on Gray and Fedde's day/night splits.

(8:33-16:43) Most obese states in the U.S. West Virginia tops the list. SEC Country well represented. Kansas City is more obese than St. Louis. Take that, KC. Prisoners with breasts.

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(00:00-17:16) Jackson's music theme. Fun facts with Paul McCartney and John Lenon. Shoeless Joe Jackson and Pete Rose now eligible for the Hall of Fame. Audio of Tony Kornheiser saying he doesn't think either will get in. How bout that sounder? Doug's opinion has changed over time and thinks guys like that should get in. Eight Men Out. Big Mac's longest homeruns. 545 feet off of Livan Hernandez.

(17:24-31:01) Frank Sinatra passed away on this day 27 years ago. SMSAHLM is sideways with Jackson. Pele Blanco is on the phone lines. How many White Castles can he put down? Tales of Spring Training in 1986. Sounds like Rich Gould but on fentanyl. Was that the worst call in the history of the show? Porta potty guy.

(31:11-37:02) Things might get tense today on The Spread Zone with the Radio Wars going on. People are intimidated to play in The Dotem because Tim is playing.

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(00:00-25:00) Happy Birthday Martin Garrix, the Dutch DJ. Michael Landon. Over/Under SEC win totals via Circa Sports. Tigers at 7.5. Runnin' thru the 'Gers schedule. A little housekeeping with the Surprise Guest line. Sweet Sweet Ky joins the show to talk Cape Cod weddings. Stand still, Ky. Ky's never met Jackson's love interest. What happened at The Post? Plowhawk is up next in the queue talking the Plow Wedding. Doug's wedding garb. Matty Dreadz. Plowsy's fantasy baseball team struggling.

(25:08-30:08) Rehashing the Sweet Sweet Ky and Plowhawk surprise guest segment. Plowhawk left just about a year ago. Plowsy's approval rating.

(30:18-47:58) Kenny Albert joins us. Audio of his call of the late goal against Winnipeg in Game 7. His exhausting travel schedule. Only announcer to call Cardinals, Blues, and Rams at the network level. The Greatest Show on Turf. Growing up in the broadcasting business.

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(00:00-34:45) Opening the phone lines. Martin thinks about Doug when buying soda. Does anyone wear a jock strap anymore? Dissecting Clyde in Arkansas. Don't call us, we'll call you. I like where your head's at, Tim. Pacers into the Eastern Conference Finals. Jazzercise. Jets 0-5 on the road in the playoffs. Doug needs to pull Tim aside and give him the fry talk. Jackson: Marketing Guru. Is the surprise guest Malcolm Briggs? Snaggle teeth.

(34:53-58:02) Jim Leyland was a world class dart smoker. Cardinals with a little twin bill today. Jackson's going to splitsville. Did the Cardinals feel going into the season that they had something? Pitching exceeding expectations. Cards haven't lost since Jon Gruden's pit stop at Busch Stadium. Audio of Gruden talking feeling "nicey" with the Cards win streak. Angry about guest guy is the sadder hoosier. Origins of Deke Dotem.

(58:12-1:08:49) Matt Carpenter has officially announced his retirement. Audio of his announcement. His at-bat against Kershaw. SIIIIICCCK.

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(00:00-9:47) Bring 'em out. Camp Funny Face & Camp Willy Worm. Gin Blossoms. Bring back the navy road caps. Tim is the Elliott Davis of uniforms. The origin of stirrups. A slight de-creaming.

(9:55-18:30) Up for snatch grabs at Busch Stadium. Big Banjo. What's the most folksy instrument you can play? Doug's support pig. Half of Gen Z see their pets as children. Katty Bates.

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