This morning on The Morning After, we have controversy in the curling world, a man was upset he couldn’t get a free refill on Florida/Not Florida, the statue to commemorate Molly Malone will now be flanked by security guards, our MVP stole his ex-girlfriend’s chicken, a mountain in China has installed escalators to help you get to the top, and a man got a ticket after parking his car in a spot that would soon be home to a bus stop.

00:13 - Curling controversy
07:15 - Florida/Not Florida
13:58 - The statue of Molly Malone needs security
19:19 - MVP
26:59 - Mountain installs escalators
33:02 - Man parks in spot that became bus stop

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This morning on The Morning After, we introduced you to a very cocky car thief, another car thief went back to get his stuff from the dealership, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, another kid ate his grandfather’s ashes, our MVP sent a masturbation video to someone he shouldn’t have, chicken and cheeseburgers couldn’t lure a missing dog out of hiding, and Colorado has a poop chucker.

00:13 - Cocky car thief
08:12 - Thief goes back to dealership to get stuff
13:31 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
19:26 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
24:40 - Another kid ate grandpa’s ashes
31:29 - MVP
40:42 - Chicken and cheeseburgers don’t lure dog out
46:56 - Poop Chucker

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This morning on The Morning After, two men are suing OnlyFans because they weren’t really messaging the models they subscribed to, a fan at an Atlanta Hawks game blew out his ACL during an on-court activity, Sugar Daddy Tyler from Michigan Sugar joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, the woman with the world’s longest tongue uses it to play Jenga, our MVP was a tarot card reader and the man that gave her thousands of dollars, we had an update on the principal and teacher in Florida that threw ragers for high school kids, and we had a meat heist in Tennessee.

00:13 - Men suing OnlyFans
07:36 - Fan blows out ACL at basketball game
13:59 - Florida/Not Florida
25:20 - Woman with world’s longest tongue plays Jenga
29:54 - MVP
40:45 - MA Update
45:47 - Tennessee meat heist

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This morning on The Morning After, India has finally captured the ‘Poop-and-Run Bandit,’ a woman survived a car crash, but not falling down a well, a grown man with a slingshot made an appearance on Florida/Not Florida, we had our first conch bonk, our MVP needed to put air in his tires, a pregnant woman robbed two different banks in Poland, and a woman broke her foot while participating in the ‘Dropping Things On My Foot’ challenge.

00:13 - India’s Poop-and-Run Bandit has been caught
08:19 - Woman survives car crash, not falling down well
13:13 - Florida/Not Florida
21:28 - Conch bonk
26:32 - MVP
32:00 - Pregnant woman robs two banks
38:41 - Woman breaks foot participating in challenge

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This morning on The Morning After, Macon failed in its attempt to set a kazoo world record, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, the new Guardians of the Galaxy ride at Epcot experienced its third poop-related incident, our MVP keeps leaving gallons of urine in one man’s recycling bin, a couple in Florida recently joined the ‘6-Feet Under Club,’ and a guy used ChatGPT to get out of a traffic ticket.

00:13 - Macon failed to set a kazoo world record
07:22 - Florida/Not Florida
15:48 - Someone pooped at Guardians of the Galaxy again
21:22 - MVP
31:06 - 6-Feet Under Club
38:22 - Guy uses ChatGPT to get out of traffic ticket

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This morning on The Morning After, a plumber reclogged a pipe after a business refused to pay their bill, a company is coming out with breast milk-flavored ice cream, a man wanted to remove a woman’s glasses on Missed Connections, ‘March Napness’ is in full swing, our MVP isn’t even a teenager yet and he’s trying to carjack people, a man dressed as a clown was arrested for trespassing, and we wrapped up the week with 10 A.M. Goodbyes.

00:13 - Plumber reclogs pipes after business refuses to pay
09:17 - Breast milk-flavored ice cream
15:58 - Missed Connections
24:58 - March Napness
30:26 - MVP
36:38 - Man arrested for trespassing dressed as clown
40:53 - Things We Missed

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This morning on The Morning After, a police chief in New Jersey is accused of shaving his body over people’s food, pooping in trash cans, and a lot of other pretty awful (but funny things), a woman in Michigan sent hundreds of thousands of dollars to a fake Mark Harmon, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a couple having sex at a popular swimming spot demanded money after they were done, our MVP drove his dad’s car into the ocean, a Ford employee kept track of his colleagues mistakes for 32 years, and a small church in Indiana thought they had their own miracle.

00:13 - NJ police chief accusing of horrible (but funny) things
08:49 - Woman sends thousands to fake Mark Harmon
16:47 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
24:07 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
30:01 - Couple having sex in public demand money
36:30 - MVP

44:56 - Ford employee keeps track of mistakes
51:43 - Indiana church’s miracle wasn’t one at all

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This morning on The Morning After, three teenagers tried to stab their mom on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ it was a double whammy for the family of an Atlanta bagpipe player, a woman hit a cyclist on the way to her golf lesson on Florida/Not Florida, Wanksy draws penises on maps when he runs, our MVP let police know that there’s nothing wrong with drugs, a teacher went to a student’s house to collect homework to make sure the class got their pizza party, and a couple recently got engaged at a restaurant after placing hair in their food to get it comped.

00:13 - Why you mad, bro?
10:40 - Two sad stories for Atlanta family
17:39 - Florida/Not Florida
25:11 - Wanksy
30:09 - MVP
37:35 - Teacher wants pizza party

44:28 - Couple gets engaged after putting hair on food

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This morning on The Morning After, a man was forced to go to the emergency room after his girlfriend’s fist got stuck in his mouth, someone dressed as Mickey Mouse is threatening tourists with a knife in Italy, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a woman in California thought she was in a relationship with Enrique Iglesias, our MVP peed in a can in a room full of students, a flight was forced to turn around after the pilot forgot his passport, and a man used ‘finger guns’ and coarse language to rob a 7-11.

00:13 - Woman’s fist stuck in boyfriend’s mouth
07:36 - Mickey threatening tourists with knife
13:50 - Florida/Not Florida
24:00 - Woman thinks she’s dating Enrique Iglesias
31:52 - MVP
40:34 - Pilot forgets passport
45:55 - Man uses finger guns to rob 7-11

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This morning on The Morning After, you can ‘rent a grandma’ in Las Vegas, a blood drive in Illinois wants you to ‘bleed for weed,’ people were caught selling DMV appointments in Florida, our MVP went into a home that wasn’t hers and put on the homeowner’s clothing, an attractive woman’s mugshot is going viral, and a woman in Australia took out a mobile ad to find a sugar daddy.

00:13 - Rent A Grandma
08:46 - Bleed for weed
13:03 - Florida DMV appointments being sold
19:34 - MVP
25:12 - Attractive woman’s mugshot goes viral
32:30 - Woman takes out mobile ad for sugar daddy

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