700 Million is the prize. You have to go two years with no sex. Any takers? It is that simple, but Thick made it a little more complicated.

Lewis waited for nearly 15 min in line to check out. He and one other guy were the only ones in the store, but the worker kept making pizza, counting things, and not checking them out.

The Morning Blitz invited Codi to join the show. We played The Match Game for the first time and had a little fun. We got to use words like lube and penis. Sometimes we act 12.

Rick found a place that does naked bowling. Lewis immediately thinks this a good idea and Blitz Nation should get involved. Balls out!

Another episode of Couples Therapy. This one is a little out there. A guy presented a girl named Rachel with a dating contract. It contained agreements to buy gifts, say nice things, and other dating norms. If violated, the fine was $2000. She signed it. Would you?

We talked about drinking. It is getting down right pricy to drink at concerts. This caused us to discuss the merit of drinking White Claw.

Gen Z calls laying in bed a herkle durkle. Not sure why. We discussed that, hitting the snooze, and a vibrating bed. Oh, Lewis' dog also used to humps his monkey in bed.

Tess was back for another Blitz Rock Rundown. We talked Sebastian Bach and why Skid Row seems to hate him.

Tom Brady, at 46, runs a faster 40 yd dash than he did at 22. The Morning Blitz decided they could run a 40 yd. Kelly is ready to go now. The guys would like a couple of months to train.

We talked about phones in the bathroom and your stance at the urinal. We tackle the tough discussions on the show.