You know, I spilled a yogurt smoothie in here two days ago. Can't smell anything, can you?

• Intro: Run-Around, Blues Traveler, A&M (1994)
• Poem: Rites of Passage, Audre Lorde
• Music: Alberto Balsalm, Will Van Horn, Crystal Beach (2018)

Sometimes it's nice to drive in companionable silence.

• Intro: Run-Around, Blues Traveler, A&M (1994)
• Poem: Ode to Friendship, Noor Hindi
• Music: To Be, Shubh Saran, Shubh Saran (2024)

Get in, losers, we're going commuting!

• Intro: Run-Around, Blues Traveler, A&M (1994)
• Poem: It Is March, Victoria Chang
• Music: Salvation, The Cranberries, Island Records (1996)

Mondays are always better together. With coffee.

• Intro: Run-Around, Blues Traveler, A&M (1994)
• Poem: A Poem Is a Place, Isabelle Correa
• Music: Everything, Gotts Street Park;Rosie Lowe, Blue Flowers Music (2020)

These floormats have really retained their value.

• Intro: Happy Up Here, Röyksopp (2009)
• Poem: Fulcrum, JS Gilbert
• Music: Mystery, Allen Stone & PJ Morton (2024)

Drive like no one's watching.

• Intro: Happy Up Here, Röyksopp (2009)
• Poem: Conspicuously Reading Nikki Giovanni in a Coffee Shop, JS Gilbert
• Music: Daft Punk Is Playing at My House, LCD Soundsystem (2005)

If I wanted directions I'd unmute Google.

• Intro: Happy Up Here, Röyksopp (2009)
• Poem: Stalker, JS Gilbert
• Music: If You Want Me to Stay, S.L.Y. and the Family Stone (1970)

There are emergency donuts in the trunk.

• Intro: Happy Up Here, Röyksopp (2009)
• Poem: But What Do You Bring to the Table, JS Gilbert
• Music: How Long Do I Have to Wait for You?, Sharon Jones & the Dap Kings (2005)

It's not empty: it's 'E' for 'ehh just a little further'.

• Intro: Happy Up Here, Röyksopp (2009)
• Poem: She Forgot the Grits, JS Gilbert
• Song: This Must Be the Place (Naive Melody), Talking Heads, 1983

Hey, that's my Aldi quarter!

• Intro: Lose Yourself to Dance (feat. Pharrell Williams), Daft Punk (2013)
• Dream Deferred, Langston Hughes
• Golden, Jill Scott (2004)