My GPS and I aren't on speaking terms.

• Intro: Discopolis, Discoholic, Discoholic (2024)
• Poem: Tired, Langston Hughes
• Music: That's Love, Oddisee, Mello Music Group (2015)

Is it zipper merge or button-fly merge?

• Intro: Discopolis, Discoholic, Discoholic (2024)
• Poem: From 'Vita Nova', Louise Glück
• Music: How Much Do You Love Me?, Vulfmon;Jacob Jeffries, Vulf Records (2022)

We've been in this turn lane so long we're facing the wrong way.

• Intro: Discopolis, Discoholic, Discoholic (2024)
• Poem: We shake with joy, Mary Oliver
• Music: Can't Steal My Heaven, Caleb Hawley, Storage Unit Records (2023)

The light was yellow. I believe that with my heart.

1. Intro: Discopolis, Discoholic, Discoholic (2024)
2. Poem: Concurrence, Denise Levertov
3. Music: Bulletproof, La Roux, Polydor Records (2009)

C'mon, this box of donuts isn't gonna eat itself!

• Intro: Take Your Mama, Scissor Sisters, Polydor Records (2004)
• Poem: Love Is Not All, Edna St. Vincent Millay
• Music: Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go, Wham!, Columbia (1984)

Some days you drive the commute, and some days the commute drives you.

• Intro: Take Your Mama, Scissor Sisters, Polydor Records (2004)
• Poem: I Am Panting, Anna Swir
• Music: Tee Time, Vulfpeck, Vulf Records (2017)

This morning's traffic jam brought to you by A 4-Way Stop That Should Be a Roundabout!

• Intro: Take Your Mama, Scissor Sisters, Polydor Records (2004)
• Poem: You Ask Why I Make My Home in the Mountain Forest, Li Po
• Music: Small Change, DON WEST, Mandatory Music (2024)

Had trouble scraping this morning. You can be my right eye!

• Intro: Take Your Mama, Scissor Sisters, Polydor Records (2004)
• Poem: Yes, That's When, Rosemerry Wahtola Trommer
• Music: Survivor, Destiny's Child, Columbia (2001)

Don't let the snow worry you. I learned how to drive in Iowa.

• Intro: Take Your Mama, Scissor Sisters, Polydor Records (2004)
• Poem: As if from the End Times, John Burnside
• Music: Believe, Cher, Warner Records (1998)

Birds! I hear birds this morning!

• Intro: Run-Around, Blues Traveler, A&M (1994)
• Poem: The Jewel, James Wright
• Music: Hey Mr. D.J., Zhané, Motown (1994)