Halloween Trending...Fat Bears & The News Not Making The News...Would You Rather Wednesday -- PLUS -- wedding ATM, no further need for the Gringo Guide, Sperm Racing update, and much more

Jury Duty--Again!...The Colonel's Secret Is Leaked...Food & Drink Trending -- PLUS -- no more IRS refund checks, corn dog recall, the 'Extreme Sundae Challenge', and much more

Who, or What, Is 'Bad Bunny'?...Catalog Buys and Free Stuff...Throwing Stuff Out Survey -- PLUS -- spooky Crocs, Ramen could kill you, PTO for a few z's, and much more 

Bizarre College Team Names & Mascots...Stinky Girl Summer...Flyin' Bryan's "Box Office Bonanza" -- PLUS -- 911 service FUBAR, don't text on the toilet, wedding band trashed, and much more

The Science Of: 'An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away'...Am I The A-Hole?...Jacksonville State Tight Five -- PLUS -- Graceland auction scam sentence, Fat Bear Week, our News Not Making The News, and much more

The People Of Walmart...Would You Rather Wednesday...States With The Least Hardest-Working People -- PLUS -- the Mighty McMuffin, why yawning is contagious, no more kissin' cousins, and much more

Girl vs. Gator...Dream Job Du Jour...My Life Sucks -- PLUS -- Tom's granddaughter has a birthday, learn how to steal, our News Not Making The News, and  much more

It's Fall Y'all!...The World's Greatest 'Dad Jokes'...Signs Your Wife's 'Fall Decor' Has Gone Too Far -- PLUS -- no PSL for doggies, PSDW anyone?, Halloween spending for 2025, and much more

International 'Talk Like A Pirate' Day...2025 Toy Hall-of-Fame Finalists...Flyin' Bryan's "Box Office Bonanza" -- PLUS -- National Biscuit Month, our News Not Making The News, and much more

What Happened To Publishers Clearing House?...The News Not Making The News...Ask The Morning Crew -- PLUS -- solving dog obesity, top fall flavors, post-sexy time behaviors, and much more