We discuss how long the average person spends going down an internet wormhole, a round of the Candid Cameo game, and the Longhorns kick off spring football.

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We discuss Krispy Kreme giving out free donuts to vaccinated people, what Jason should get his Bumblina for her birthday, and Nick's latest culinary experiment.

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We discuss a 40-year-old Florida couple busted for having public sex during spring break, Rob Gronkowski saying his body is ready for more football, and Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick.

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We discuss why Jason was rooting for his pregnant friend to go into labor during the Longhorns game, we explain more of Jason's questionable theories to Avery, and another round of Nick That Tune.

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We discuss how soap operas are filming kissing scenes in a Covid-19 world, how Avery Moore lost her friend in New Orleans, and more on the Longhorns losing to Abilene Christian in the NCAA Tournament.

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We discuss a Tennessee man who managed to find the $1 million lottery ticket he lost in a parking lot and what terrible decision #1 Friend Nick is thinking about making. 

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We discuss whether there's an NC-17 cut of Mrs. Doubtfire, the Longhorns losing to Abilene Christian in the NCAA Tournament, and Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick.

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We discuss #1 Friend Nick's interesting method of filling out his March Madness, the debut of Jason's new Old Man/Young Man segment, and another round of Nick That Tune.

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We discuss the future of Coachella and ACL with Andy Langer, play a round of Just Chillin Yall, and talk March Madness with Dennis De La Pena.

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We discuss how a San Antonio wax museum had to take down their statue of Trump because people kept punching it in the face, Dear Redacted, and Andy Langer on virtual SXSW.

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