We discuss Dictionary.com adding new words from The Simpsons and Friends, Nick and CJ's tales of attending Texas State, and some Dear Redacted.

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We discuss what a laser fight on Mars sounds like, Dak Prescott's big contract with the Cowboys, and Are You Smarter Than CJ Morgan.

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We discuss nerdy tattoos with #1 Friend Nick, Jason's little league heroics with Mama Dick, and jerking it in your car with Dave B.

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We discuss bartending tips from Fired Producer Katy, arraigned marriages with Momo, and why Bubmlina's feet deserve their own OnlyFans account.

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We discuss more on #1 Friend Nick's dismal love life and another round of Nick That Tune!

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We discuss HBO Max's plans to offer a cheaper tier, a round of the TV Guide Game, and Dennis De La Pena on a grudge match between Austin FC and Austin Bold FC.

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We discuss how being vaccinated helps get matches on dating apps, some Dear Redacted, how someone used a Jason Dick line to reject Nick's advances, and how much a Tom Brady rookie card is worth.

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We discuss Taco Bell bringing back breakfast potatoes, LSU revealing they had to ban Les Miles from being around coeds, and Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick.

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We discuss whether high school basketball players should get paid, whether unpaid interns should get paid, and another round of Nick That Tune.

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We discuss the Alamo Drafthouse filing for bankruptcy and whether it's acceptable to masturbate in your car.

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