We discuss Oprah admitting to having had a one night stand, how many Houston Astros have been hit by pitches in spring training, and Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick.

We discuss Jif peanut butter getting into the gif pronunciation debate, Pete Davidson's Netflix special, and soccer WAGs with that bomb p.

We discuss where Deb can get some quality pecan butter in her I Love You Call, why mechanics don't have more convenient hours for Jason, and Does Deb Know Stuff.

We discuss Trump's old doctor revealing how they tried to get Trump to eat better, the Longhorns baseball team scores another win and a soccer owner blaming his team's poor performance on having too much sex.

We discuss Pete Davidson joking about Ariana Grande in his new Netflix special, a round of I'll Have What She's Having, a bunch of offensive sports stories, and That Guy.

We discuss Jif peanut butter selling Jif and Gif jars, Tiger Woods serving fajitas and sushi for his Masters champion dinner, and Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick.

We discuss Alfie having to wear a neck pillow of shame because of his allergies, the Kobe Bryant memorial, and a round of Just Chillin Y'all.

We discuss the latest I Love You Call, Jason's continued rage against Rage Against The Machine, and Does Deb Know Stuff.

We discuss a college cross country team that went to extreme lengths to get Chic-Fil-A and a round of Just Chillin Y'all.

We discuss Pete Davidson talking about whether it's time to leave Saturday Night Live, the Longhorns basketball team beating West Virginia, the Kobe Bryant memorial, and Deb's Diary.