We discuss why Jason had hotel security check his Vegas hotel room for weapons of mass destruction, why Emily was forced to keep it PG-13 on her flight back from Nashville, and why Nick spent his vacation hunting robot dinosaurs on his new PS5.

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We discuss the time The Bumbles did a very special episdoe about birth control, Jason tried to sell Emily on an I-35 apartment, and we found out the one thing Jason wants to keep from the radio station if he ever loses his job.

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We discuss whether you can recycle the nude photos you send to people, how Jason managed to finally stink up his Tesla, and whether it's possible to be a nice Karen. 

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We discuss what could be Jason's dumbest DQA of all time, whether not flossing everyday makes you trash, and Mama Dick recounts the time Jason had a game-winning hit by pitch in little league.

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We look back at the time Bumblito was out of town so Jason tried to declare it sex week at Affluence Hill, Emily's birth control triggered a Schlitterbahn drug dog, and Jason proved he's not afraid of ghosts, but he is afraid of Finn Wolfhard's ugly face.

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In this Best of the Morning X, we remember when Emily learning enjoys getting catcalled when it's by a woman, when Jason had the saddest day ever at Schlitterbahn, and Nick tried to hold court in an important-ish business meeting.

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We discuss Emily's First Time not checking a bag on a flight, Nick finally getting a PS5 and how Emily's new pants make guys magically hit on her.

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We discuss why Jason thinks its unfair his pickleball opponents have figured out he's the weak link, why Nick wants to sleep on a hammock during his family's beach vacation, and Emily's soul dying a little bit when she found out how much money was in Jason's wallet.

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We discuss how Nick avoided a fiery highway death for his Just Say Yes Day, why Jason thinks another employee is misusing our security guard, and what is your go-to Austin tex-mex place.

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We discuss why The Bumbles have a plumbing issue, why Jason wants to share ownership of a tree with his neighbor, and how to pick out the best movie to put on while having sex. (Nick had sex!)

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