Nick explains his process (loudly) and Jason tells us how he fell down and skinned his knees, plus Jason and Emily face off in a round of I'll Have What She's Having (the TV Guide game).

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We discuss how Nick ended up on a concert date with Jason's girlfriend, whose mom is better at introducing songs, and a Morning X After Dark of indeterminate sexiness.

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We discuss who's mom is better at radio, Mama Dick or Mama Haj, a Who's The A-Hole between Jason and an unemployed single mom, and whether Jason should build a pickleball court as part of his Million Dollar Manor Mansion. 

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We discuss Dear Redacted, Joke Court, and who would waste their money on a $25K handbag?

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Live from Twin Peaks, we draft the best states, body parts, and the worst draft picks from our series of Daily Drafts.

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We discuss Emily's first time getting a professional massage, why Jason's house is full of flies, and our Daily Draft of comedic actors. 

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We discuss That Guy who gets uppity about who watches their kid, why Nick is technically a child abductor, and the importance of deodorizing your thighs. 

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We talk more about Jason's cruise experience, the proper way to get Nick to cuck you, and play a round of The Setlist Game.

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We discuss Jason's problems with cruise life, whether Nick should sleep with a listener's wife, and our Daily Draft of Austin roads.

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We discuss a south Texas man busted for having sex with a horse, Emily's new life hack to stay fit as she gets older, and we do a Daily Draft of Tarantino movies without Jason. 

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