The Mortal Path

Nerium dreams and is granted a gift, and an awakening...

Natalia meditates and is given a few new gifts...

Our three "heroes" pick themselves up and dust themselves off after the unpleasant encounter in the Temple of Roosa and find a few moments to catch their breath. But moments of quiet rarely last long, and Natalia, Nerium, Taro, and Findex have a lot to learn about each other...

See also: On-the-go world building, spoiling punchlines, Doone, simply fools and horses, a little bit of woo, a little bit of wah, backstory time, and meditation. 

After spotting movement over by the mysterious Temple of Roosa our curious party make their way out of the manor house, though the strange magic there brings forth more questions than answers. Shrouded in the eerie gloom of the 3rd Layer, Nat, Nerium, Taro, and Findex enter the temple Nerium seems to know more about than she's letting on. But things go wrong very quickly in the desecrated halls when one unlucky "hero" falls in battle...

See also: Gloomsquinter, science, buttered ferrets, the "uh-oh!" zone, roll for suspicion, well-polished worship tools, everyone screams, and the horizontal Simba.

After a short detour into the land of sleep, our four "heroes" are ready to get what they rightfully deserve. Treasure. But magic items come at a price, and when one plucky plunderer makes a questionable choice, mild panic ensues. Imbued with confidence and loot, Natalia, Nerium, Taro, and Findex unearth Dekza Atanas' mysterious plans concerning the Learning Chambers, blueprints of the Temple, and discover they might not be as alone in the Fallen City as they thought...

See also: Using all available hands, the fucksie-wucksie, what is a sideplate?, S/O to Beyoncé, a lot of D&D is doors, and Taro's impressive instrument.

When a mysterious figure from Nat's past pleads for help, our three "heroes" must quickly decide whether this is friend or foe. With the bonds of friendship strengthened, and an unwise prank pulled, Natalia, Nerium, Taro, and Findex continue to delve into the strange abandoned manor house. But after falling prey to the whims of an unusual tome, one of our adventurers discovers they might not be alone...

See also: dead rat checks, roll for shanking, Taro the never-nude, a daisy-free zone, it's an ensuite, skah-REEE wooo bibblybibblyboop, a mere glat, and where did the trauma go?

Faced with a scene of destruction and upheaval, Natalia, Nerium, Taro, and Findex do what they do best: make bad rolls. Though their exploration of the eerie servant's quarters rewards them with magical items, the tension thickens when a suspicious noise is heard from behind a closed door. With determination and a fair amount of fear our four "heroes" approach the room, but none are prepared for who greets them on the other side...

See also: bloodchuggers, take a fuckin' sip, call me by your name 2018, 16 Ronnies, balls, shaft-crossers, poor architecture, and Taro being helpful.

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After the fateful battle with the Commander, Natalia, Nerium, Taro, and Findex find some much needed rest - as well as some comfort in forces greater than themselves. But when Taro's wound has failed to heal up over night, drastic measures are taken to fix the damage before our three (four?) "heroes" decide to journey down to the third layer and to Atanas Manor. Though the front doors are destroyed, they find their own way in and make some eerie and startling discoveries down in the dark of the abandoned Fallen City...

See also: Don't wake the baby, Joggle, feel the magic, handling big numbers, it's cum!, Zoinks Findex!, centaur real?, and we're all gonna fuckin' die.

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Straight from the deep, dark vaults of Yubi's laptop we present our April Fool's special: All EDited Out Vol I. This delightful collection of outtakes contains goofs, minimal editing, and lots and lots of mocking our dearest ed for the bizarre noises he often makes during recordings.

We hope you enjoy! 

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With a cunning plan in mind, Taro, Nerium, and Natalia take negotiations into their own hands and pull off some pretty impressive moves - though not all leave the fight unwounded. While the bonds of friendship are forged stronger, with myriad blood on their hands there are still things to be disposed of, as well as some ill-gotten items to inspect. Now holding a map leading them deeper into the city, our three "heroes" discover there's treasure worth finding down below...

See also: Quippy one liners, de-nutting, AAAAAAHHHHHH, booOOOOnnee, the only swear Nat knows, we're friends now, insigma,

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