on this episode of the mosh cap theory we discuss the ecstasy of suspension, assumed skills of celebrities, and internal dialogues made external.

on this episode of the mosh cap theory we discuss bad mouth feel, lost lore, and the performative dumbness of the elderly.

on this episode of the mosh cap theory we discuss chicken strip curses, how to become a god, and happily trading limbs for followers.

on this special bonus episode of the mosh cap theory we gush about shazam.

on this episode of the mosh cap theory we discuss the art of podcasting, picking a weird "thing", and cussy cartoons.

on this episode of the mosh cap theory we discuss the story of Mickey Button, the new foster system, and how you get bit on both hands.

loneliness + alienation + fear + despair + self-worth ÷ mockery ÷ condemnation ÷ misunderstanding × guilt × shame × failure × judgment n=y where y=constipation and n=control, relief=weakness, sh*t=power, self=mickey button

on this episode of the mosh cap theory we discuss gummies, sexual drivers ed, and the closest thing to cannibalism,

on this episode of the mosh cap theory we discuss the best kiss award, meat delay panic, and continue old habits with the help of a new teammate.

on this episode of the mosh cap theory we discuss floppy clips, freeway spike-pits, and once again fall back into old habits.

on this episode of the mosh cap theory we discuss kazaa, airplane wifi, and porn blips on your mini map.