Rob Bernstein debuts the new Run Your Mouth studio, fires Producer Man on day one, and declares war on being the biggest show on the internet.

This episode: the FEMA administrator apparently got teleported to a Waffle House by demons. A hot Iranian woman gets deported for calling America "the great Satan" and Rob pitches his immigration reform platform. Pam Bondi's replacement channels his inner Lil Wayne dodging every Epstein question. Rob uses AI to calculate what $2 billion could actually do for Americans instead of rescuing one downed pilot, tears apart a Wall Street Journal article pitching the Iran war as an energy win, and explains the petrodollar like a guy who's confident but admittedly might be wrong.

Closes with a pitch to design society from the toilets up.

Run Your Mouth is a weekly comedy news podcast covering politics, foreign policy, and media with jokes.