The Movie Draft House

Van Damme month is great right!?  This week them Draft House boys look at 1994's TImecop. It's got the splits, tight pants, and a time machine that disappears when it goes to the past. Best movie so far this month?

Also, Jeff is reviewing even more Van Damme movies over on 30 Days of Van Damme.  What an idiot!

IMDB Synopsis: Max Walker, an officer for a security agency that regulates time travel, must fend for his life against a shady politician who's intent on changing the past to control the future.

Music this month is brought to you by the hip-hop artist Norman Sann with his song "Next Plan".  We appreciate him allowing us to use his music on the pod!  Make sure you get his music wherever you get yours...

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It's anniversary month and all month long we're celebrating with some VAN DAMMAGE! This week we reviewed the 2008 Jean Claude Van Damme film JCVD directed by Mabrouk El Mechri starring - none other than YOUR BOY - JCVD and some other people you've never heard of.  Stick around while Jeff reminisces over JCVD, JCVD's ass, JCVD's chest (read: body), subtitle films, why dubbed films are the worst, and more!  

IMDB synopsis "Jean-Claude Van Damme gets involved in a bank robbery with hostages situation and reflects about his life during it."

The film is currently streaming on Amazon Prime Video. 

Music this month is brought to you by the hip-hop artist Norman Sann with his song "Next Plan".  We appreciate him allowing us to use his music on the pod!  Make sure you get his music wherever you get yours...

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Happy Anniversary!  We celebrate one year of Movie Draft House by enjoying Van Damme month. First up is Hard Target!  Mark thinks everyone is already dead, Jeff tells you what makes a good mullet, and Mark wants to know how you would prefer to die. 

IMDB Synopsis: A woman hires a drifter as her guide through New Orleans in search of her missing father. In the process, they discover a deadly game of cat and mouse behind his disappearance.

Directed by John Woo

Staring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Lance Henriksen, Yancy Bulter, and Arnold Vosloo

Music this month by Norman Sann.

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Closing out "Movies Where Actors Star As Themselves" month here on the podcast, we reviewed the 1993 action classic The Last Action Hero directed by John McTiernan and starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.  Tune in to find out why going to the dollar theater as a kid was the best, why Die Hard With A Vengeance was the best Die Hard (sorry Die Harder), why the 90's were the best era for action films, and why kid actors suck....plus it's draft week!  

IMDB synopsis "With the help of a magic ticket, a young movie fan is transported into the fictional world of his favorite action movie character."

Music this month has been brought to you by the central Florida hip-hop artist LV NoLoui with the track "When I'm Gone".  Catch his music wherever you get yours!  We appreciate him allowing us to use his music on the podcast!  

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It's Actors Playing Themselves month.  Can a movie starting Howard Stern as Howard Stern, featuring pornstars, hurtful stereotypes, and pig vomit, also have heart?  Mark and Jeff discuss watching movies with there era they were made in mind, our history with talk radio, and a special moment that, after you listen, you will need to buy new earbuds and underwear. 

IMDB Synopsis: The autobiographical story of Howard Stern, the radio rebel who is now also a TV personality, an author and a movie star. 

Directed by Betty Thomas

Staring: Howard Stern, Robin Quivers, Fred Norris, and Paul Giamatti. 

Music this month is brought to you by the central Florida hip-hop artist LV NoLoui with his song "When I'm Gone".  Get his music wherever you get your music from!

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We're moving along in the month of May 2022 with the "Actors Playing Themselves" theme.  This week we reviewed the 2010 faux-documentary I'm Still Here from 2010 starring Joaquin Phoenix as himself.  We touch - hey! - on Hollywood penises, why Jeff loves this film so much but hates Casey Affleck, Jamie Kennedy in Hollywood (was he canceled?), and the legend Bob Saget!  Be sure to subscribe/follow and throw us a 5 STAR REVIEW!  You could be entered to win some Movie Draft House merch (not really tho).  

IMDB synopsis "Documents Joaquin Phoenix's transition from the acting world to a career as an aspiring rapper."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJXNkbfIg1A

Music this month is brought to you by the central Florida hip-hop artist LV NoLoui with his song "When I'm Gone".  Get his music wherever you get your music from!

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New month, new theme, new music.  You know the deal by now.

The theme this month is movies where actors play themselves. Why not go with a movie where nearly every actor is performing as themselves. This is the End shows us what a biblically accurate apocalypse will look like. Stand back Lahaye and Jenkins. Also a classic episode filled with digressions. Enjoying art by canceled performers, Shia Labeouf, and why Grown Ups is a modern classic (or pile of trash)

IMDB Synopsis: Six Los Angeles celebrities are stuck in James Franco's house after a series of devastating events just destroyed the city. Inside, the group not only have to face the apocalypse, but themselves.

Directed and written by Evan Goldberg & Seth Rogen

Starring Seth Rogen, James Franco, Danny McBride, and a host of others.

Music this month is When I'm Gone by LV NoLoui

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As we've come to the end of "films that don't take place on Earth", we mercifully give you a film that, not only starts on Earth...but ends there too!  This week we reviewed the "animated masterpiece" (Mark's words) WALL-E from 2008 starring Ben Burtt, Elissa Knight, and Jeff Garlin.  The film is directed by Andrew Stanton.  It's a Pixar film, so you already know! Listen in as we discuss what makes a good robot, what makes a good "animated masterpiece", why consumerism in animated films is bad...and, oh yea...IT'S A DRAFT EPISODE!  Stick around as we draft for the month of May 2022...you're gonna love these films! 

IMDB synopsis "In the distant future, a small waste-collecting robot inadvertently embarks on a space journey that will ultimately decide the fate of mankind."

A huge shoutout to Sunny and the Black Pack, a hip-hop band out of San Francisco, California, for allowing us to use their song "The Devil Outside" during the month of April!  You can catch their music wherever you get your music from! 

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"Movies that don't take place on Earth" month just keeps going doesn't it?  Fear not as the Schwartz is strong with this episode.  On an unrelated note Mark is on the look out for a VHS player.  Please reach out to him @iheardyouliked.

IMDB Synopsis: A star-pilot for hire and his trusty sidekick must come to the rescue of a princess and save Planet Druidia from the clutches of the evil Spaceballs.

Directed by Mel Brooks

Starring Bill Pullman, John Candy, Rick Moranis, and Mel Brooks

Music this month is brought to you by the San Francisco, CA R&B band Sunny and the Black Pack with their song "Devil Outside"!  Catch their music wherever you get yours!

TikTok: @blackmediapresents -  https://www.tiktok.com/@blackmediapresents

Spotify: Sunny and The Black Pack - https://open.spotify.com/artist/01uFmntCHwOW438t7enYOO?si=p_3xpX1cQnCPniwQ8DyJsA

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Welcome back to "Space Movies That Don't Take Place On Earth" month!  Hey...we did it!  We finally (after only one single episode) found a movie that does not have one scene on our good old planet!  Rejoice!  This week we reviewed the 2009 indie film Moon directed by Duncan Jones and starring Same Rockwell and cancelled-Kevin-Spacey's-voice as a robot.  Tune in to find out why we talk about a ton of ass, jizz in space, frankenstein-the-podcast, and what's coming next!

IMDB synopsis "Astronaut Sam Bell has a quintessentially personal encounter toward the end of his three-year stint on the Moon, where he, working alongside his computer, GERTY, sends back to Earth parcels of a resource that has helped diminish our planet's power problems."

Music this month is brought to you by the San Francisco, CA R&B band Sunny and the Black Pack with their song "Devil Outside"!  Catch their music wherever you get yours! 

TikTok: @blackmediapresents -  https://www.tiktok.com/@blackmediapresents

Spotify: Sunny and The Black Pack - https://open.spotify.com/artist/01uFmntCHwOW438t7enYOO?si=p_3xpX1cQnCPniwQ8DyJsA

YouTube: BlackMediaPresents -  https://www.youtube.com/blackmediapresents

Twitch: BlackMediaPresents - https://www.twitch.tv/blackmediapresents

Instagram: BlackMediaPresents - https://www.instagram.com/blackmediapresents/

Facebook: Sunny and The Black Pack - https://www.facebook.com/SunnyAndTheBlackPack

Follow the podcast on Twitter @moviedrafthouse

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