Today we learn someone named Josh declared himself the first Emperor of the United States in the 19th century, and also we learn about pecunia non olet which is a Latin phrase about pee.

Don’t buy a sex toy at a flea market. Just… don’t! In this satisfying episode, Meghan and Madison head to San Francisco, California to visit the world famous “Good Vibrations” Antique Vibrator Museum.

Sorry, what are sweetmeats??? Immature historians Meghan and Madison read some Wikipedia articles about The Fairy Investigation Society and Kottabos: the world’s first drinking game.

Meghan and Madison address the elephant in the room: a mutual admiration of elephants. Then we take a rollercoaster of a journey to Philadelphia, PA, home of the Mütter Museum, where we ask way too many questions about the sex lives of conjoined twins.

It's a great ass day! In this minisode, Madison reintroduces us to "The Drunken Czar" Boris Yeltsin, and Meghan reads the unholy verses from what has been dubbed The Wicked Bible.

Toadaly unfrogettable episode! After establishing that chiropractors are witch doctors, Meghan and Madison journey to Croatia to witness a “master of taxidermy” at Froggyland.

You’ll never believe this, but the patriarchy extends not only to the animal kingdom, but to statues as well. In this minisode, Meghan tells us about Margaret Howe Lovatt and her NASA-funded love affair with a dolphin, while Madison fills us in on the statue of Heracles in Arcachon, France, and his ever-missing penis.

We’re back, baby! Grab your sleeping bag and marshmallows, because Meghan and Madison are travelling to the center of the universe (Tulsa, Oklahoma) to visit WK Binger’s Vintage Sewing Center and Museum. #allheroeswearbeaks

We’re back, baby! In this minisode, Meghan talks about the horrifying splay-footed beast that terrorized Jimmy Carter, and Madison tells the tale of the “Beef Thief.”

Bet. Let’s record a podcast. Pew pew pew. Despite Nathan being back on his bullshit, Madison and Meghan talk accidentally shoplifting produce and truly epic zoomer history essays, and then take a trip to South Carolina to explore the Button King Museum.