In this doozy of an episode, Madison dives head-first into the truly unsettling tale of Roman Charity, and then Meghan reminds us all of the time the U.S. government drafted children into a War on Squirrels. Thanks, the government!

Oh what a day! What a lovely day!!! In this aggressively saucy episode, Madison and Meghan read some listener mail and stan our newest Patreon supporter with another mad lib, then Meghan takes us to Silverton, Australia to explore another hyper-specific attraction: The Mad Max 2 Museum.

A party bus of emus… a miasma of effluence…. blah blah blah, they fixed it. Meghan and Madison let you in on the dirty little secrets that are The Great Stink and The Great Emu War. Sometimes war IS the answer.

What would you say is the most democratic of instruments? Funny you'd ask! Madison is about to tell you about not just one but TWO Kazoo Museums—neither of which are located in Kalamazoo, I mean come on it’s right there!!!

"Monitor" like the amphibian, or "Monitor" like the computer screen??? Who knows. Madison is amazed at the limping craze in the era of Alexandra of Denmark, and then Meghan tells us all about the perfect catastrophe that was the Fyre Festival.

Feeling extra toasty this ep! Meghan fools Madison and us all with a trip to the National Hobo Museum in Iowa. To clarify: every pilot is a sky pilot, technically.

Not a shred of maturity on this one. Madison tries to do math while telling us about the last real hermit Christopher Thomas Knight, and Meghan then blows our minds with the wild tale of the Giant Penguin Hoax.

Evening walks are the gosh-darned best! Meghan and Madison take a road trip once again to Missouri—this time, to explore The Precious Moments Chapel and the creator of the Precious Moments figurines, Samuel J. Butcher. Also Beanie Babies are mentioned.

Meat is falling from the sky and folks are clowin’ around! Meghan introduces us to the phenomenon of the Kentucky Meat Showers, and Madison tells us all about Clown Sightings.

Meghan and Madison spook their way through the Warrens Occult Museum.