The open road calls to many a young fool. The old fools do not exist because they exist as young dead fools rolled into a ditch by some murderous stranger. Stay in your basements, friends. It is the safest. Except for all the things in your basement that could kill you. The Mustache Rangers imagine […]

Some people think the future will be free of paper. The truth is, there will be more paper than you can image. For example, try imagining some paper. Are you doing it? Okay, it’s more than that. I know, right? The Mustache Rangers deal with a zine in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it in […]

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Monies make the world and universe a very complex place to live. If atoms didn’t make up money, they would have no idea what to make of money. I think that was perfectly clear. Don’t ask any questions about that sentence please. The Mustache Rangers have money issues in this week’s podcast adventure. Consume it […]

All problems can be solved by talking about them. The winner talks the loudest and occasionally waves their hands. Use this trick in your next job negotiation. You will be respected. The Mustache Rangers try and solve problems in this podcast episode. See if they succeed!

They say youth is wasted on the young, but oldness is wasted on the old. An excuse not to remember people’s names would come in very handy. The Mustache Rangers for a direction for their life in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it by listening to it.

Sometimes, it is not easy to decide what to do. Choices are telling, and making a choice tells your enemies something about you. If you really must make a choice, agree on a code that you and the recipient of your code can use. Only use this code once. Your enemies are crafty. There may […]

Mustache Rangers Central Command would like to wish you and your acquaintances a hairy Terrance Day. The traditions of Terrance Day continues in this week’s podcast episode, but you can listen to the freshly cleaned Terrance Day origin podcast as well! So gather the children around your computer or iPod, cover their ears, and listen […]

Winter has arrived in space, and along with the chilly winter space breeze comes the flu. Just the regular flu. Space flu is something different all together. It is something transmitted when you ear kiss. This week’s Mustache Rangers involves sickness. Maybe. It doesn’t matter. Listen to it.

Hollywood has run out of ideas. This is the truth with the temperature of a cold stone. So where does one go when the fountain ideas has run dry? Space. Leprechauns do it. People named Jason do it. Anything can do it, really. Here is an example. When someone wanted to make Lord of the […]