Computer got the password to something or other and now he’s putting up his own podcast. Sorry, folks. Nothing we can do about it. We’ll try threatening with a hammer some more. Might as well listen to it while you’re at it.

If this is your first time listening to the Mustache Rangers, how about you stop, take a breath, and pick a different episode. Because, honestly, this one is pretty weird. Now, let us all say grace and start listening.

The Mustache Rangers have worked up the courage to make another podcast for you this week. The looked deep inside themselves, combated the lazy demons of laziness, and produced this audio entertainment for you. It’s probably because they like you and your fancy new haircut. Listen to this podcast right now. Any hesitation is wasted […]

It must be really tough to be a judge. Your eyebrows must get tired as heck from frowning all the time. The Mustache Rangers have a comedy podcast for you this week. Enjoy it. Maybe while eating breakfast. What’s that, sausage and eggs? Boy, someone is a lucky hubby.

What do you think happens to buses after the drivers go home? There should probably be a computer animated movie about that. Somebody get on it. The Mustache Rangers have another podcast for you this week. Surprised? Quit being surprised. That’s dumb and useless.

Quit reading this and listen to the podcast. It’s about 7 minutes long this week. Don’t tell me you don’t have 7 minutes. Eat your sandwich real quick and then listen while it’s digesting. Jeez, do we have to figure everything out for you? We feel like mama birds.

When in polite company, it is ideal to say “shut the front door” and “it’s not of your GD business” instead of their dirtier cousins, the swears. In non-polite company (burlesque dancers and pool hall attendants) you can let the swears fly. The Mustache Rangers find a little touch of joy in this week’s comedy […]

Did the Oscars make you sad? If you said “yes” and you weren’t nominated for an Oscar, you should find a hobby. There are all sorts of models of planes in model stores that are waiting for a nice boy or girl like you. The Mustache Rangers talk about the floor in this week’s podcast […]

Why not celebrate the day of Presidents by buying a used car and listening to the Mustache Rangers in your used car. The podcast will make the smell a little less noticeable.

It is Valentine’s Day today. That means nothing in space. Just like on Earth. See? We are not so different. The Mustache Rangers explore their brains in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy its words!