Recorded the same day that the great Norm McDonald passed away, Dick and Fist managed to fight through their sorrow, mourn a great man, and still shit forth one of the greatest podcast episodes humanity has ever known. We don't typically take forever to post new episodes like this, but a lot of work went into this one, as you will see if you watch it all of the way through. Get to the "reveal" of the ice cream machine problem part at the very least. This is literally a documentary within a podcast episode, within a cry for help, within the mental breakdown of two extremely troubled supposed punk rock musicians. Who am I fucking kidding. I seriously doubt that any of you are still reading this monotonous diatribe, let alone continuing on to the aforementioned episode. A boy can dream though, I guess. Any who...It pisses me off that Youtube demonetizes the episode because I include relevant clips that coincide with the jokes we are making and fuck me for trying to end the episode with a kick ass song! Whatever. Don't care enough to make it weaker. I hope the six of you love it. We know you are there, and we respect the shit out of you! Youtube people, check us out on Apple podcasts and Spotify, and audio only peeps - vice versa. We work really hard on making the Youtube version entertaining and a different experience worth your time. Future peeps, this is a snapshot of the punk rock Gozinyas circa Rocktober, 2021. Understand that it's your job as a human being to make sure that everyone has water! Support water.org , charitywater.org , and bloodwater.org  Suck it easy and Fry Balls, kids! #empathy #beahero #analingus 😜

This week, we're joined by Dick Gozinya's sister, Shannon. We discuss punk band MXPX, how Wonder Woman is into bondage and spanking, the significance of the upside down pineapple to swingers, and why it's wrong to steal a wife from Afghanistan. Give it a like and don't forget to subscribe on Youtube.com/fistg ! Get your copy of Fist Gozinya and Mathieson's book of shitty poetry, "Drunken Ramblings" at this link https://amzn.to/3zHejyg Follow Shannon Heyden on Instagram: @shannon.heyden If you need a personal trainer, hit up Shannon's trainer on Instagram: @ollytrainer Also, check out Shannon's charity, Wynn - Women and Youth in Need. Women and youth in need is a charity organization based in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA that helps street Kids, single mothers and poor families in Rwanda (East Africa). Give and help out if you can: https://wynncharities.org/  Thanks for listening! Fry Balls! suckiteasy.com 

This is a different type of episode, boys and girls, and non-binaries, and transgenders and other types of people Instagram and Twitter haven't taught me exist yet. On this week's episode, the Gozinyas write a new album! We decided that the album will be called, "Off the Cuff," and so is this episode. Previously on the Who Farted podcast, Fist and Dick decided to write a whole new Gozinya album live, in studio, during a podcast. As far as we know, this is the very first time anything like this has been attempted and achieved! If it has been done before, fuck that other band, we did it better, and we will fight them and win, I guarantee it. Look, at the end of the day, are these the greatest songs we ever wrote? No. "Still Thrashers" and "Fry Balls" are the greatest songs we ever wrote. Also, "Fuck It." That song rocks. We close the episode out with, "Drinking with Ted at the Shithole" which is about ET's in Temecula and also one of my favorite Gozinyas songs. Like and Subscribe, all three of you. Super special thanks to Discrete Sounds Studios in Temecula. No joke, those guys were so amazing and went so far above and beyond! All the video and audio recording on this episode was done by them, as well as the cool lighting. They even asked us if we wanted handjobs from Thai hookers they knew. We declined, but still, what customer service! Record there! That place is super chill and the vibe is ultra conducive to writing and creating. We loved it. Suck it easy! #fryballs  Love you @discretesoundsstudios Video version on suckiteasy.com 

On this week's episode, Dick and Fist discuss jerking off to YouTube gymnastics and bikini waxing tutorials, why the mentally challenged make for excellent customer service reps, and how to properly dispose of your piss jugs. We sing the praises of Wendy's chili and hate on extremely talented Karaoke singers upstaging the common drunks. Plus, we officially announce, the Gozinya Challenge! The next Gozinya album will be written and recorded completely on the spot during the next podcast episode! Stay tuned for that one. It could be great, but it could also be a total shit show.  suckiteasy.com 

I've met a lot of Bartenders in my time, and like to think that I know a good one when I see one. The Bartender is a drunk's best friend when good and the bane of their existence when awful. Rin is the best Bartender in the world! That's just a fact. So, I invited her onto the podcast so we could shoot the shit. We discuss the best porn, beautiful balls, top of the line ecstasy, and how to sell used panties online. Check it out! Like and Subscribe! Fry Balls! #suckiteasy dot com

This world was such a wildly different place 50 years ago, when the amazing, cantankerous, and violently disillusioned Chochi O'Harris was born. Lead Singer of the Eighty Sixed! A great rock and roll band that once had a song play on the radio! Back when that shit meant something! He wrote great songs and currently makes great wooden decks! I've heard he also has a great Dick! Once, when we were both drunk, I tried to suck it and he got very upset with me. I never really understood why. I mean, we were drunk and alone. Who was there to judge us? "You have a perfect excuse tomorrow, and I'm the one swallowing paste, not you!" Fuck it. I didn't fight him on it. I just ate out his ass instead.  I've never met a man with so much obviously wasted potential, since the last time I caught a glimpse in my own bathroom mirror. So, how can I really be mad at the kid? Does it really matter at the end of the day? Does your corpse rot better when the worms that consume your rotting flesh are aware of the fact that you've won several Emmys or Grammys or whatever? Does the mortician take into account your bank account at time of death when they pump the leftover feces out of your colon and let the piss slowly drip out of your forever limp dick? I seriously doubt it. We shine bright in moments and pulsate powerfully in brief exchanges that dissipate faster than we'd like, yet that does not mean that they meant any less than we imagined or remembered or believed that they did. People and experiences and kisses and glances and brief finger tip touches and smirks and hugs and screams we share into the darkness of trees when nobody else is around, all of that shit, it fucking matters, and it means something. It means a hell of a lot. Even when you're 50.

This episode was recorded a couple of weeks ago when Carty was still up north doing work, living that truck stop life and I was aggressively attempting to pickle all of my internal organs simultaneously. I think we were both going a little crazy. Carty had been living in the cab of his pickup truck for 40 straight days. I'd been drinking way too much as of late while stuck in a rut, making very little progress towards anything constructive whatsoever. It was in that mindset, with a belly full of microwaved corn dogs and very little sunlight, that I saw Bo Burnham's Netflix special, Inside. Carty watched it as well and we decided to discuss the crazy musical/film/comedic special that Bo Burnham had shit out upon the world from his creative anus hole. So, if you give two shits about how we felt after watching, Inside, check out this fucking episode. We also discuss the stripper who's arm pits I licked and how she totally looked like Valentina Nappi, my unnatural love of Prince, and the brand new Who Farted Patreon! Visit patreon dot com backslash who farted and for just $19.99 a month, you will have exclusive access to pictures of Fist Gozinya's beautiful balls and super dark asshole, but never my dick, because my dick is dog shit. Fry balls.  #suckiteasy dot com

Amazon, the same company that delivers me my fleshlight fuck toys, they have a new movie! It's called, The Tomorrow War! Fist Gozinya and Dick Gozinya come together for this episode, and we come together hard! Cartdog has got himself a purple headed demon between his legs and we discuss it, man! Fuck Cam and god bless all the lizards on the blade! 100% Here at the Who Farted podcast, we constantly are trying to do better. Really and truly. This shit's still early, but we're trying. Maybe we need to try harder and party less. That's a balance that's always in flux. It's a constant struggle that involves respiratory issues, dehydration, swelling, all in all extensive health concerns and time will tell. But everything is on the radar. What do you want to die of? Mention it in the comments, but be realistic. If you say, I want to die of old age, but you're a fat ass fuck with circulation issues, fuck off Kid! You're dying of a stroke and I'll bet my life savings ($580) on it, bitch!!! We go hard and drink malt liquor! Suck it easy, kids.

Chochi finally busts out Emma (his guitar) and plays some live music for us all. Fist attempts to solve the mystery of the missing Eighty Sixed album, but fails miserably. There's talk of love and hate, anger and violence, but also redemption. Tons of full frontal male nudity in this one and a little bit of beastiality to boot! Not for the squeamish and NSFW, but go ahead and email the link around the office to those co-workers of yours that you know are the real ones and down for some sick shit! Fry balls, kids. #suckiteasy 

On this week's episode, Chochi and Fist jerk off on camera, then taste test each other's jizzum! Who do you think was the winner? Here's a hint: It's a tie. Also, movie reviews for Drive starring Ryan Gosling, Risky Business with Tom Cruise, and Zapped with Scott Baio. Fist shares a music video he likes with Chochi and then Chochi proceeds to shit all over it. They do both agree that the chick in it is super smoking hot though. Special shoutout to Paige Elkington, Heather Thomas, and Lisa Rieffel for being great. Chochi eats Swedish Fish like a sick fuck and Fist is a creep but not a simp or cuck. Chochi use to be in a band called the Eighty Sixed. It was a pretty good band but one day Chochi took his toys and went home because of anxiety and stage fright, according to him. That's not just a crybaby millennial thing. Old fucks can get that shit, too. There is an unreleased Eighty Sixed album out there just festering and sweating in a drawer somewhere. I bet it could sound really good if mixed and mastered correctly, but the world will probably never know. We would like to thank our sponsors, Steel Reserve Malt Liquor and standing69.com for their support. Fry balls, kids. #suckiteasy