Where was the first place you landed after you left your parents house? Was is everything you dreamed of? Or was it a horrible pit of loneliness and grief? Either way, Happy Housewarming!

Special Guests:

Michael Hitchcock

Tom Lenk

Paul F. Tompkins

Do you remember your first car? Was is freedom made of steel and wheels and music? This month's guests tell the tales of their first sweet ride.

Special Guests:

Artemis Pebdani

Gary Anthony Williams

Jim Wise

We're starting the New Year off right! With a hilarious topic, Cancer! This months guests talk about their experiences with the dreaded C-word.

Special Guests:

Jocelyn Heaney

Steve Mallory

Tim McKernan

My First Time - I Was Scared Shitless by Mysterious Historian

This month we get into the real of racism. That first moment when you realize people are judging you by the color of your skin.

Special Guests:

Jordan Black

Neel Nanda

Roxana Ortega

Hey girl! Smile and make me a sandwich! When was the first time you realized a lot of people think being a girl isn't the best in the world? Our guest talk about the first time they and their dirty lady parts encountered sexism. Be warned, they're very shrill and bossy!

Special Guests:

Jean Black

Jennifer Coolidge

Povi-Tamu Bryant

Chase Winton

Birth! Life! Death! Have you ever put on a one man show? Have you ever plumed the depths of your life to entertain the masses? This month guests show us the many layers of their onions. Breath and enjoy.

Special Guests:

Drew Droege

Misty Monroe

Sam Pancake

When was the first time you got into trouble with the Cops? The Fuzz? The P. I. G. ? This months guests tell us of their criminal pasts. Colleen is out of town so Ian Smith takes her place in this very special episode as a guest and host.

Special Guests:

Christina Karaba

Ben Wells

When is the first time things got really real between you and your sibling(s)? Did you laugh, weep or beat the crap out of each other? Or all of the above? This months guests talk about pivotal moments with their brothers and sisters.

Special Guests:

Michael Aspinwall

Colleen O'Neill

Patrick Marks

Hey there Hep Cats! When was the first time you danced with Mr Brownstone? Or chased the White Rabbit? Or did a bunch of Nyquil? Well this month's guests open up about the first time they Chased the Dragon! (No dragons were harmed in the making of this episode)

Special Guests:

Peggy Etra

Deanna Oliver

Ian Smith