During March Madness Tacko Fall is uncomfortably tall and Tom Izzo is tip-toeing the line. NCAA social media accounts continues to screw up and should be deleted. Gronk’s retirement makes Charlotte sad and Jess skeptical. Cam Newton has a weird mental trick this offseason. Bruce Arians hired 2 women to his staff. John Mara made his grandkids cry. Noah Syndergaard doesn’t understand why the Mets went to Syracuse and neither do we. Big Baller Brand might be over and Tony Romo deserves to get paid. 

Segments: Sesame Street and Charlotte’s birthday. Cruises and planes are canceled, but Bon Jovi’s cruise is not. The NASA space walk’s cancelation was canceled. Baker Mayfield has beef with every guy named Tony. Extortion is sports if you’re trying to extort Nike. Agro facts about turkey vultures. We start the unofficial Mike Trout Fan Club.

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