The NearlyMen

By PintSizedHumour Productions

Football's not all about winning... as John and Ollie know better than anyone! Join them every week as they explore the *real* meaning of football , chatting to some familiar faces about what the spor... more

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How many episodes does The NearlyMen have?

The podcast currently has 11 episodes available.

The NearlyMen episodes:

October 23, 2025 Everton: The Premier League's biggest Nearlyteam ft. Marva Kreel
John & Ollie welcome Marva Kreel to discuss Everton’s rise as one of the Premier League’s ultimate Nearlymen, and relive some of their most memorable moments from recent years!

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1h 7min
October 16, 2025 How to go from "Nearlymen" to Champions of England...
This week, Ollie finally gets his wish as he explains to John how Crystal Palace won their first ever major trophy - plus, they pick their starting XIs for England at the World Cup!

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1h 22min
October 09, 2025 Creating our Premier League XI outside the Big 6... ft. Dougie Critchley
With John away, Ollie is joined by Dougie Critchley to chat Granit Xhaka, Sunderland Till I Die and the best Premier League XI outside the big six!

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1h 11min
October 02, 2025 Ranking the greatest last minute goals... w/ Ciarán Carlin
Today, there is no Ollie! So John has replaced him with Ciarán Carlin, as they go through & rank the greatest ever last minute goals, some of the best nearlymen in football, plus so much more!
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1h 6min
September 25, 2025 Ranking the biggest 'Nearlymen' of the Ballon d'Or...
This week, the lads are ranking the greatest footballers, to miss out on the Ballon d'Or, within the Messi x Ronaldo era!

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1h 12min
September 18, 2025 Creating our biggest "Nearlymen" XI of all time...
This week, the lads are both creating a starting 11 of Former Footballers, who didn't quite achieve what we all thought they would!

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1h 16min
September 11, 2025 Liam Millar: What it's like being a Professional Footballer & playing against Lionel Messi!
This week, Canada and Hull City’s Liam Millar shares his journey in football: overcoming an ACL injury, playing at a World Cup, facing Lionel Messi - plus so much more!
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1h 1min
September 04, 2025 Southgate's England: Failure or Success? ft. Zac Djellab
Today, the lads are joined by Zac Djellab, to discuss Gareth Southgate's England team, and decide whether they were a failure or an overall success!

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1h 12min
August 28, 2025 Pochettino's Spurs: The Ultimate Nearlymen? ft. Ben Bowman & Seb Martin
Today, the lads are joined by Ben Bowman & Seb Martin, to discuss the Mauricio Pochettino Tottenham Hotspur era, plus some of their best 'Nearly' teams of all time!

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1h 22min
August 21, 2025 Arteta’s Arsenal: The Premier League Nearlymen ft. RoryTalksFootball
This week, the lads sat down with the legend that is RoryTalksFootball! He chat's through some of the high's and low's of supporting Arsenal, especially under Mikel Arteta, plus also some of all the time best "Nearly" teams!

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1h 5min

FAQs about The NearlyMen:

How many episodes does The NearlyMen have?

The podcast currently has 11 episodes available.