The NearlyMen

By The NearlyMen

Football's not all about winning... as John (JCC) and Ollie (TalkCPFC) know better than anyone! Join them every week as they explore the *real* meaning of football and the Premier League, chatting to ... more

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The podcast currently has 38 episodes available.

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February 17, 2026 27. Players who must prove themselves this season!
John JCC and Ollie Thomas discuss 10 players who must finish the 2025/26 season strongly - with the World Cup also on the line.

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1h 9min
February 10, 2026 26. Creating our Most Improved Premier League XI
Ollie and John are back to discuss the Premier League title race, build their most improved XI of the season, and answer your questions.

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February 05, 2026 25. Football SCOUT critiques our tactical skills
As promised last week, John and Ollie go head to head to settle who’s the better manager - with tactical expert and Everton fan Cai Jones delivering the final verdict.
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1h 3min
January 29, 2026 24. Would Arsenal be the most Boring Champions EVER?
John and Ollie debate whether Arsenal’s current side are the most boring in Premier League history, and whether this season has been as dull as some fans are making out.

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53min
January 22, 2026 23. Players who Need Saving in 2026!
John and Ollie are back to run through the top 10 players who need saving in 2026 - the talent being wasted, the clubs holding them back, and the moves that could change everything.

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56min
January 15, 2026 22. How to FIX your Team!
Fresh back from Australia, John links up with Ollie to discuss the teams that nearly got over the line in 2025 and how they can go one step further in 2026.

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1h 4min
January 08, 2026 21. What next for Manchester United? ft. Lyés Bouzidi
Ollie sits down with Manchester United fan Lyés Bouzidi from the SDS Podcast to break down Amorim’s sacking, United’s identity crisis, and whether Ole Gunnar Solskjær is the answer.

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1h 8min
January 01, 2026 20. Who was the biggest ‘Nearlyman’ of 2025?
Today, we are virtual! Ollie (talkcpfc) links up with Ben Bowman and SebOnFootball from the Only Tottenham Podcast to decide who deserves the title of the biggest Nearlyman of 2025.

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1h 16min
December 25, 2025 19. The Big Nearlymen Quiz of the Year 2025!
It's CHRISTMASSSSSS!
John & Ollie are joined by Seb & Ciarán for the annual Nearlymen Christmas quiz. Expect laughs, chaos, and some of the craziest ball knowledge you have ever seen!
Have a great Christmas all x

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1h 24min
December 18, 2025 18. Who was the Biggest Nearlyman in 2025?
With Ollie away, John is joined by another John - BigJohnGK! Fresh off winning a KSI football video, they break down the week’s Premier League action and hand out The Nearlymen 2025 Awards.
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FAQs about The NearlyMen:

How many episodes does The NearlyMen have?

The podcast currently has 38 episodes available.