The guys kick off the week with a jam-packed Monday morning looking back at an action-packed, windy weekend. From a VIP tour at the Chahinka Zoo to a star-studded, UFC fight night hosted in front of the White House, Kevin and Alex dive into why certain events drive the internet crazy. Plus, agronomist Bridget Riddle slides in with tips on tomato plant pruning and finding labor via a new app, while regular contributor Mariah Prussia drops by to discuss situational awareness, the rising tide of public violence, and why modern crowds would rather film a crisis than help. Standout Moments – Highs and Lows at the Zoo Kevin shares the highlights of a chilly weekend trip to the Chahinka Zoo. He gives a shout-out to his one-on-one tour guide, Kathy, detailing what it’s like to get up close and personal with a rhino that acts like a giant puppy, and how it feels to have lemurs hanging all over you for a snack. – Motocross and Sweat on the White House Lawn The hosts break down the massive crowd draw of the weekend's UFC fight night events in Washington D.C., including Travis Pastrana and Nitro Circus jumping dirt bikes right in front of the White House. They laugh over the resulting online outrage, internet trolls, and the contrast between a tiny political protest on one side of the building and 10,000 screaming fans on the other. – The Definition of a Veteran Ahead of their Flag Day parking lot picnic, Kevin and Alex settle a debate with a listener text regarding the word "veteran." They clarify the strict distinction between active-duty service members (soldiers, sailors, and airmen) and those who have been officially discharged from duty. – Match.com for Farm Work Bridget Riddle delivers the morning ag update, highlighting "Farm Hand On Demand"—a new, free app created by a Nebraska agronomist to connect farms struggling to find seasonal labor with workers looking to post their skills and find employment opportunities. – The Million Dollar Tomato Tip Bridget verifies a viral gardening hack that catches Kevin’s eye: pruning all foliage below the lowest blossom on a tomato plant to force its energy away from the leaves and directly into producing larger fruit. – Head on a Swivel Mariah Prussia joins the desk to tackle a darker trend—the uptick in random violence and the modern phenomenon of bystanders pulling out cell phones…