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Neoborn Caveman is back with a live radio show on a new kind of colonialism: when food, real water and health only come if you pay, you are already living in a prison of consumer dependence, with nothing but the illusion of choices. From there NC runs through relabeled oils and hidden ingredients, On This Day Today, and the Moflin AI pet sold as a stand-in for a real guinea pig. After the first music break, Neoborn turns to health care run by algorithm. Michael Edgerley, a Medicare patient, has his steroid injection denied by prior authorization and approved only seven weeks after it was prescribed, while the program is paid up to 25% of the savings it generates. There is a tangle of contractors, offshore vendors, shell companies and private-equity owners: corporatism, not capitalism.
He also introduces his forthcoming book, Homo Eugenicus - The Redesigned Human, on a century of eugenics and transhumanism. Later on come Amazon photographing your house, seven million Ray-Ban Meta glasses recording everyone around the owner, and robots trained on those recordings to take over jobs.
Our replacement is already happening, and NC asks why the burden of protection falls on us. Near the end, the gut microbiome gets its own health segment: antibiotics, keystone microbes, yogurt, kefir and kimchi. He closes on listener quotes, from Gramsci to Friedman, and on free-stuff politics, burning books and immortal government programs.
Music guests: Neoborn Caveman, Carlyle, Inoxidables, Big Sexy, Van Hechter
00:00:00 The New Colonialism: If You Pay, It's a Prison
00:09:18 On This Day Today: Manhattan Project, Phantom, Joan Rivers
00:11:14 Moflin the AI Pet vs. a Real Guinea Pig
00:14:44 MUSIC: Neoborn Caveman: Counterfeit Love
00:17:02 Healed Again: Medicare and the Algorithm
00:20:00 Michael Edgerley and the Seven-Week Delay
00:26:30 Who Decides: Vertex, Shells, Private Equity
00:33:29 The Redesigned Human: Homo Eugenicus
00:37:17 MUSIC: Carlyle: Without the Weed
00:40:59 Amazon Photographs Your House
00:42:30 Seven Million Ray-Ban Metas, Robots Learning You
00:45:14 The Last Generation to Own a Job
00:49:18 No Way to Opt Out
00:55:12 MUSIC: Inoxidables: Vendra la Noche
00:58:21 Health Segment: Microbiome and Antibiotics
01:03:14 Yogurt, Kefir and Kimchi
01:05:00 MUSIC: Big Sexy: Hiding in Romeo
01:08:19 Reactions: Gramsci, Free Stuff, Friedman, Burning Books, Immortal Government Programs
01:16:25 MUSIC: Van Hechter: Boy Problems
Key Takeaways
Sound Bites
"Guess what? You are being colonized and your colon cancer is ready to take over."
"It's not life, it's a prison."
"We are the livestock. We are being harvested right now."
"It's not capitalism, it's corporatism."
"Private equity is the worst the 21st century can offer to humanity."
"We are the last generation to own a job."
"Why should it be on us to protect ourselves from this invasion?"
"Our replacement is already happening."
"I think the joke is us that we still allow this."
Keywords: Healed Again, The Neoborn Caveman Show, new colonialism, consumerism, Medicare, prior authorization, Michael Edgerley, More Perfect Union, private equity, Ray-Ban Meta, surveillance, robotics, The Redesigned Human, Homo Eugenicus, microbiome, kimchi
Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.Free speech marinated in comedy.
Supporting Purple Rabbits.
Viva los Conejos Morados.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
NC opens with a cooking segment, sharing how he makes smashed potato cakes while critiquing Disney and the idea of enchantment, connecting storytelling and entertainment to his concerns about spiritual influence and cultural values. In the next extended section Neoborn discusses losing the ability to enjoy ordinary pleasures, the effects of habitual anger and distraction, and the importance of honesty, meaningful goals, and choice over one’s time. He then connects personal freedom to the larger systems he questions, discussing wildfires, smart-city plans, data centers, surveillance, transhumanism, eugenics, and the expansion of subscription-based products and services. NC emphasizes returning to practical ways of living with greater independence: building community, knowing local providers, sharing knowledge, repairing useful items, and keeping physical books and tools. He also discusses a recalled baby sleep product and access to medical care. pMad, the Irish correspondent returns. Later, NC recounts the history of Saint Bernard rescue dogs and reflects on privacy, family, education, and resilience.
Key takeaways
Chapters
00:00:10 — Cooking smashed potatoes; food choices lead into Disney, enchantment, and cultural influence
00:09:51 — Music segment
00:12:00 — Enjoyment, anger, self-honesty, personal freedom, and control over one’s time
00:22:12 — Music segment
00:25:20 — Wildfires, smart-city plans, directed-energy weapon claims, data centers, and corporate power
00:35:43 — Community, mutual support, and spiritual attunement
00:38:42 — Music segment
00:41:51 — Anagrams and Peter Thiel lead into transhumanism, surveillance, eugenics, and consumerism
00:52:19 — Music segment
00:55:31 — Chamomile tea, a recalled baby sleep product, and children’s safety
01:03:10 — pMad on Irish storytelling, seasonal traditions, and cultural heritage
01:05:09 — Music segment
01:08:05 — Brain chips and subscriptions lead into medical care, corporate concentration, repair, and self-reliance
01:28:03 — Music segment
01:31:18 — Saint Bernard dogs, mountain rescue, and the monks’ tradition of helping travelers
01:38:52 — Music segment
01:42:00 — The “dead internet,” community, and commentary on society, family, privacy, and education
01:53:44 — Closing reflections and encouragement
01:54:44 — Closing music
Sound bites
“We all need to have big things in our lives.”
“Freedom starts when you can decide what you can do with your own time.”
“If you can’t enjoy the fresh wind and rain on your face, you have a problem.”
“What nobody can take away from you is your bond, is your relationship, connection to your community.”
“Why do you want to destroy the planet when you can fix it?”
“Being rich means you have real food, real water, real air, real soil and most importantly real people around you.”
Keywords
enchantment and media; local food and farmers; consumerism; subscription economy; planned obsolescence;self-reliance; digital surveillance; transhumanism; eugenics; Irish seasonal traditions; Saint Bernard rescue dogs
Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.Free speech marinated in comedy.
Supporting Purple Rabbits.
Viva los Conejos Morados.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Neoborn Caveman examines the truth behind the US strike on Shajareh Tayyebeh, the Good Tree school in Minab, southern Iran. This is the breaking file: an AI targeting system on outdated intelligence, the military industrial complex that put that software in the chair, and a UN finding of reasonable grounds for war crimes Washington will not sit for. He will not give the country away and he will not hang a soldier for a program. He stays with who decided, and with the fact that the same stack already points inland.
Key Takeaways
Sound Bites
Remember: you are worthy, you are amazing, you are one of a kind!
Keywords: The Good Tree, Shajareh Tayyebeh, Minab, Iran, 28 February 2026, US strike, AI targeting, 123 children, military industrial complex, The Neoborn Caveman Show
Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.Free speech marinated in comedy.
Supporting Purple Rabbits.
Viva los Conejos Morados.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Neoborn Caveman opens on a quarter century after 9/11. He starts on the city of New York knowing the air was toxic, asbestos in the dust, the cancer rate jumping, and officials at that time calling lower Manhattan safe so as not to create panic. From there NC looks at Building 7 announced on the BBC while the tower was still standing, at Oklahoma and the events that came before, and at a country that became the most surveilled on earth, the land of the free turned land of the fee and fines. After that Neoborn talks about 9/11 left out of the classroom, about walking Ground Zero, and about stopping work and the shops when children are hurt. Later he welcomes William Dough of Goodbru, because on this show sovereignty needs a healthy body and a free mind. They stay on the food system that leaves a person able to think only of being sick, on parents against a school built for obedience, on reflux handled with proton pump inhibitors, on a scoop of inulin and Bacillus coagulans you can stir into coffee, and on GMO microbes already being written as the next layer. He closes on body, mind, and spirit as one piece, and on America still able to realign if the people in it are well enough to do it.
Music guests: Inoxidables
00:00:00 Remembered for... Twenty-Five Years After 9/11
00:27:49 Inoxidables
00:31:17 William Dough, Goodbru, and the Gut-Brain Question
Key Takeaways
Sound Bites
Remember: you are worthy, you are amazing, you are one of a kind!
Keywords: Remembered for..., 9/11, Ground Zero, Building 7, New York, asbestos, surveillance, land of the fee and fines, sovereignty, William Dough, Goodbru, gut-brain, food system, Bacillus coagulans, proton pump inhibitors, GMO probiotics, Inoxidables, The Neoborn Caveman Show
Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.Free speech marinated in comedy.
Supporting Purple Rabbits.
Viva los Conejos Morados.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Neoborn Caveman opens The Message, first of the series, more serious than his usual. He starts on the scare sold as something about to arrive, and on the older fact that the order never left — same players, rebranded, not the politicians out front. From there NC looks at a world that will not pass for Heaven and has no almost-Heaven in between, and at joy, family, and nature as evidence the place was meant to be whole. After that Neoborn turns to history put under and to the inaction that leaves people with no roots, which is the condition the ruthless need. He closes on responsibility already in our hands and unused, and finally on the only person who can change the life they are in: choose love, and love is an action.
Key Takeaways
Sound Bites
Remember: you are worthy, you are amazing, you are one of a kind!
Keywords: The New Old World Order, The Message 01, The Message, Neoborn Caveman, old world order, rootless, Heaven, responsibility, love is an action
Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.Free speech marinated in comedy.
Supporting Purple Rabbits.
Viva los Conejos Morados.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Neoborn Caveman is back with the untamed, unedited live radio show — marble-mouthed, vivid, nothing planned. He starts on America founded as a republic by the people for the people, and on how little of the official story still stands. From there NC looks at a UK car park where cash is banned, only the app still counts, and the fine is what you get for showing up with money and a working phone — sovereignty taken one payment at a time. After that Neoborn turns to Chinese cabbage dipped in formaldehyde and sold in Australia, but fear not, he offers a solution anyone can do to stay healthier. Later he takes the Havasupai trail in Arizona, a mother slashed after asking for directions. NC then investigates Network for Hope in Kentucky, the organ outfit HHS began decertifying under RFK Jr. after procurement started while patients still showed signs of life. He closes on the 1980s Pizza Hut revival and the real reasons people are driving back to those rooms, and finally on schools that spent three trillion and left three in ten proficient, and on heaven starting from within.
Music guests: Big Sexy, Carlyle, Inoxidables, Van Hechter
00:00:00 On This Day Today - (no freedom yet)
00:06:06 Big Sexy: Hiding in Romeo
00:09:46 Fined for Not Having the App
00:18:28 Carlyle: Without the Weed
00:21:51 Formaldehyde Cabbage and Eating Where You Live
00:30:14 Inoxidables: Sirena
00:33:59 Wash Your Fruit and Veggies: Pesticides, Glyphosate, and Bayer
00:44:00 Neoborn Caveman: Counterfeit Love
00:46:28 A Hike, a Knife, Tolerating Crime
00:56:08 Van Hechter: Boy Problems
01:00:20 Organ Harvesting Comes Home: Network for Hope
01:06:57 Big Sexy: This City Knows My Name
01:10:17 Retro Pizza Hut, Hollowed-Out Schools, and Heaven Within
01:23:05 Neoborn Caveman: Final Show
Key Takeaways
Sound Bites
Remember: you are worthy, you are amazing, you are one of a kind!
Keywords: Overrun by Life, republic, cash, parking app, digital control grid, formaldehyde cabbage, wash produce, glyphosate, Bayer, Havasupai, Network for Hope, organ harvesting, RFK Jr., Pizza Hut, Rockefeller education, heaven starts from within
Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.Free speech marinated in comedy.
Supporting Purple Rabbits.
Viva los Conejos Morados.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Neoborn Caveman lets loose a marble-mouthed satirical ramble on who gets to rule whom. He starts on Operation Banner, the British army on the streets of Northern Ireland from 1969, and on a government that treats Magna Carta as expired. From there NC looks at Defense Secretary William Cohen’s 1997 admission that the United States has the means to steer weather, earthquakes and volcanoes, at Hurricane Sandy’s 2012 left turn into New Jersey, and at Kings Mountain, North Carolina — lithium in the ground, a Pentagon supply deal, then the floods. After that Neoborn turns to ENMOD, Project Popeye over the Ho Chi Minh Trail in 1967, HAARP, and the 1977 UN ban on hostile environmental modification that the United States and the Soviet Union both signed. Later he takes the flattering story every nation tells about the day it began to school its children. NC then investigates Horace Mann’s Prussian model, Massachusetts compulsory school in 1852, and Rockefeller’s General Education Board from 1902. He closes on the manufacture of obedience, and finally on the question he will not let go of: why don’t we want to be free?
Music guests: Big Sexy, DAV-EL, Carlyle, Reverend Genes
00:00:00 On This Day Today - Operation Banner
00:20:48 Big Sexy: This City Knows My Face
00:24:36 William Cohen, Hurricane Sandy, and the Kings Mountain Floods
00:28:54 DAV-EL: Lost In Your Love
00:32:26 ENMOD, HAARP, and the UN Ban on Environmental Warfare
00:48:43 Carlyle: Without the Weed
00:52:33 The Manufacture of Obedience
01:07:44 Reverend Genes: Everyday People
Key Takeaways
Sound Bites
“Am I a hack? Hopefully not. Well, I am more real and authentic than your government.”
“Military, domestically, is not the solution. Ever.”
“He who controls the weather will control the world.”
“The evidence can be proved only by the same people who cause the problem.”
“I have nothing to hide so I am not going to show you.”
“Idiot in Greek means not taking part meaningfully in political and other decision making.”
“It’s my water, it’s your water, dear listeners.”
“Truth starts when you are ridiculed.”
“The modern school was built to order a mind rather than open one.”
“It’s not benevolent, it’s man-evolent what is happening to us.”
“Why don’t we want to be free?”
Remember: you are worthy, you are amazing, you are one of a kind!
Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.Free speech marinated in comedy.
Supporting Purple Rabbits.
Viva los Conejos Morados.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Neoborn Caveman delivers a marble-mouthed pro-humanity hour, opening on the AI datacenters built to predict and contain rather than serve and the lockdowns that were never overreach but something more sinister, taking the title question to Cardiff professor Ronald Eccles and the nasal cycle that rests one nostril while the other filters and warms the air no mouth can, moving into the dementia the WHO now announces as inevitable while the Lancet Commission leaves nearly half of all cases preventable by anyone who can afford it, weighing the eighty-two-year-old run over on a Publix crosswalk and still reported “allegedly killed” in the most surveilled country on Earth against the algorithmic governance such events are built to sell, and closing on Spain’s opened borders, the five-drug prescriptions that shorten the lives they manage for the equity firm that owns the pharmacy, and the one sovereignty no system can predict, surveil, or medicate away: the person who still matters to someone.
Music guests: DAV-EL, Big Sexy, Van Hechter, Carlyle, Inoxidables
00:00:00 Segment 1
00:08:02 DAV-EL – Lost In Your Love
00:11:30 Segment 2
00:20:30 Big Sexy – This City Knows My Face
00:24:20 Segment 3
00:42:59 Van Hechter – Boy Problems
00:47:21 Segment 4
00:56:31 Carlyle – Without the Weed
01:00:00 Segment 5
01:08:27 Inoxidables – Sirena
Key Takeaways
Sound Bites
Keywords: nose, nasal cycle, Ronald Eccles, AI datacenters, surveillance, dementia, Malthusians, WHO, FINGER study, Alzheimer’s, sovereignty, open air prison, algorithmic governance, polypharmacy, pharmaceutical industry
Free speech marinated in comedy.
Supporting Purple Rabbits.
Viva los Conejos Morados.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Neoborn Caveman sits alone with one sustained monologue on truth itself, names the mass manipulation mechanism he calls the BITE and why truth refuses it entirely, turns the mirror on the cooperation of ordinary people with the lie, traces the lost handholds of inner ordering from the Greeks through the spiritual webshop of modern consumer faith, walks through the Enlightenment's quiet substitution of measurement for cultivation and every ideological costume change since as the same error under a different name, holds Keynes's 1930 prediction of a temporary moral inversion against the plain arithmetic that we are now at the hundred-year mark, and closes where the mirror has always closed: Truth is. What are you doing?
Key Takeaways
Sound Bites
Keywords: truth, BITE, mass manipulation, temperance, inner ordering, Enlightenment, Keynes, consumer spirituality, spiritual webshop, human dignity, death awareness, I AM, Jacobinism, technofeudalism, cooperation with the lie
Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.Free speech marinated in comedy.
Supporting Purple Rabbits.
Viva los Conejos Morados.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Neoborn Caveman raises his cup to America's 250th birthday and takes aim at everyone who failed to show up for it, starting with the brain that edits your own vision before you ever get to see the world, moving through Jefferson's two-hundred-year-old warning that unaccountable judges become despots, the New York mayor's wife who traded the anniversary for a wellness retreat in Spain, a round of Dr. Berg's blood sugar remedies tested live with the tea ritual, the war-broken supply chains and fake fertilizers quietly raising the price of everything on your table, and the Tennessee conductor fired for calling America the greatest country on its own birthday, landing on the show's oldest claim: if you are not allowed to speak, you are not free.
Music guests: The Revolt, Reverend Genes, pMad, Shelby Lentz, The Greeting
Key Takeaways
Sound Bites
Free speech marinated in comedy.
Supporting Purple Rabbits.
Viva los Conejos Morados.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From the publisher's feed
“The Neoborn Caveman Show” is a long-running, underground, independently-produced podcast that blends comedy, philosophy, cultural critique, and socio-political…
The structure is typically conversational, occasionally chaotic, freely oscillating between satire, social commentary, cosmic speculation, and mockery of mainstream absurdity.
Come be part of our global community, spanning 169 countries, and enjoy a show that's all about real talk, real laughs, and real change. No AI here - just Neoborn's human insight.
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