The Neon Movie Bunker

It's the one you've waited for all year: THE 2025 NEON MOVIE BUNKER YEAR-END SPECTACUGANZA IS HERE!!! Join El'Ahrai, John, and Cati for their lists of the top movies of 2025! (Somehow, "Regretting You" is the unanimous #1.) Plus a triple review of "No Other Choice", the Bruckheimer and Cage Awards, and SO. MUCH. MORE. You should listen! I got socks older than this here boy. What the hell he know about the blues?

2025 is fading from view and memory, but that doesn't mean there's no opportunity to toss a few more shovelfuls of dirt on its grave. In that spirit, John, El'Ahrai, and Cati are here to deliver their lists of the Worst Movies of 2025! (The most brutal calumnies are reserved for "The Bad Guys 2".) Plus! Reviews of "Avatar: Fire and Ash", "Sentimental Value", and "Song Sung Blue", video picks, and more! Also: the Spectacuganza is next week, so get your picks in for the best movie of the year! Well, I was gonna say stop him, but sure, if we have time we can do the limb thing.

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring , except the three film critics talking about new releases! This week, El'Ahrai, John, and The Blonde in Front, Cati Glidewell discuss "The Housemaid", "Anaconda", and "Marty Supreme"! Plus newsbits, home viewing picks, an oddly philosophical question, and more! The tree is a cancer, Harold. We have to get rid of it before it kills Christmas.

In advance of assorted birthdays, famous and infamous, John and El'Ahrai have returned with reviews of "Ella McCay" and "Silent Night, Deadly Night"! Plus newsbits, video picks, questions, and the rest. You should listen, you'll enjoy it! What better day to be alone? I don't have that hang-up like other people do about your birthday and parties. You were born alone, you should celebrate it. Celebrate aloneness. That's what birthdays are for.

It's a fine show this week, even if there are...tensions. El'Ahrai and John deliver big news up front about Netflix getting all spendy, plus a bunch of year-end awards were announced, and the opportunity to see something for the first time...again. Then big honkin' reviews of "Eternity" and "If I Had Legs I'd Kick You", plus video picks, questions, and the rest. You should listen! At least you found love, even if you can't get it. I've never been lucky enough to even know what the hell it is.

Sequels! Savior of the film industry, or unkillable plague spawned in the deepest pits of Satan's realm? As ever, the answer is both! This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Zootopia 2" and "Black Phone 2"! Plus all the other stuff: newsbits, video picks, light arson. You should listen! Now see what you made me do! You made me kill my own brother! He was an idiot...but he was MY idiot!

It's another episode, despite your fervent pleas! El'Ahrai and John welcome Cati "The Blonde in Front" Glidewell back to the show this week, and between them, they review "Wicked: For Good", "Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery" and "Keeper", even though we AGREED to only review titles that start with W, EL'AHRAI. This year, we're thankful for you, dear listener. (And the Criterion Collection.) Everybody dies. Some of us peacefully and in our sleep, and some of us...horribly. And that's life.

A fairly quick show this week, with John and El'Ahrai reviewing "Predator: Badlands" and "The Strangers: Chapter Two". Does more colons mean more quality? Listen and find out! Plus video picks, newsbits, questions, and more! I learned a long time ago there's no sense getting all riled up every time a bunch of idiots give you a hard time. In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should.

There are reviews in this show: "Blue Moon" and "Good Boy". There is speculation about the just-announced "Gremlins 3". There are home video picks. And leavened through is the commentary from El'Ahrai and John you've come to expect. Step into the Neon Movie Bunker, and bring a friend. There's a family with kids. Do the kids first and make the mother watch. Tell her you'll stop if she can hold back her tears. I *owe* her that.

Three critics enter. One review leaves. Ladies and gentlemen, theydies and gentlethems, children of all ages, John, El'Ahrai, and beloved guest star Cati "The Blonde in Front" Glidewell collaborate today to review "Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein". Prepare yourself for heights of hyperbole rarely reached outside the realm of professional wrestling! Plus! Newsbits, video picks, and a rundown of Cati's Autumn of 1000 Horror Festivals! You should listen, and tell a friend! I look in the mirror and the only thing I recognize, are these eyes. In this old man's face.