The Neon Movie Bunker

Well, another attempt to "Escape from New York" is in the works. Will this one actually happen? El'Ahrai and John have the discussion here! Plus! Reviews of "I Love Boosters" and "Mortal Kombat II", so you should listen! Speak for yourself. You may be a sinner, but I ain't yet had the opportunity.

Well, Cannes has concluded. Join John and El'Ahrai live far from the Croisette as they talk about the award winners and implications for the future. Plus! Reviews of "Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu" and "Saccharine", home video picks and more! You should listen! Do you get a bigger kick doing this, or stealing small objects?

It's a big, big show with a big, big crunch this week! El'Ahrai, John, and The Blonde in Front Cati Glidewell review "Obsession", "Is God Is", and "In the Grey". Which are magnificent works of art, and which are Guy Ritchie movies? Listen to find out! Plus! Reports from Cannes, and answers to all of the most pressing philosophical questions of our time! Okay, kids, let's settle down and review the important information. Lyle is a big doofus. Poor George was really shot, but can't die because let's face it, he's the hero.

Where I come from, we have a saying, kind of a blessing, really: may two strangers not fly 700 miles to murder your fondest dreams. You wouldn't think it would come up much--and you'd be right about that--but when it does, the power of those sagacious words really hits in ways you could never have anticipated. Anyway, John and El'Ahrai review "The Sheep Detectives" and "Mārama". Listen if you want. Don't look at me with that tone of voice or I will punch you in the shirt!

Peace--labor peace, at least--continues to break out all over, and El'Ahrai, John, and The Blonde in Front, Cati Glidewell, are here to talk about it! Find out what union has come to an accord with the studios inside! Plus! Reviews of "The Devil Wears Prada 2", "Hokum", and coverage from Panic Fest! Give it a listen, you'll like it! Hi. She's the monster; I'm the robot.

Hurry, little children, run this way--I have got a podcast at bay! John and El'Ahrai have returned to review "Mother Mary" and "Exit 8"! Plus! Lamentable acceptance, home video picks, questions, and more! Musicians for the most part are monosyllabic teenagers who really don't have a whole lot to say.

You say you want a brand-new podcast? Well, you know... This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Over Your Dead Body" and "Lee Cronin's The Mummy". Plus! Headlines out of CinemaCon, questions, answers, and more! You should listen! Barry was one of those born clever enough at gaining a fortune but incapable of keeping one, for the qualities and energies which lead a man to achieve the first are often the cause of his ruin in the latter case.

John and El'Ahrai are back once more with tales of derring-do and reviews of a pair of films. "The Drama" and "Psycho Killer" are up for debate this week. Which one is memorable for the right reasons, and which is memorable for the wrong (really, really wrong) reasons? You'll just have to listen to find out! Plus! Tarnish on a high-end brand, home video picks, questions, and more! It's just a little medical mutiny, Doc. I'm sure the boys are still with us. Let's cut them a little slack, ok?

Unlike certain other [gestures everywhere], Hollywood experienced an unexpected breakout of peace this week! Come join El'Ahrai and John in the Hollywood Labor Relations Story Corner for...good news? Plus! Reviews of "The Super Mario Galaxy Movie" and "The Mortician's Apprentice"! Also newsbits, questions, and no real explanation of mysterious absences! For what seems like the thousandth time: you should listen! These scars we have make us who we are, we're not meant to go back and fix them. Don't let your tragedy define you.

A nice, compact show this week, as John and El'Ahrai go Count-Pointercount on "Ready or Not 2: Here I Come"! Oh, the shenanigans that arise... Plus! Newsbits, video picks, questions, and more! You should listen! If you win this mail-in contest, you can choose between 90,000 dollars, or 90,000 donuts. What would you do with 90,000 donuts?