The Neon Movie Bunker

Hey, buddy, do you waant to hear about some movies? Well, El'Ahrai, John, and frequest guest Cati Glidewell are here to talk about such things! This week features reviews of "Super Troopers 3", "One Night Only", and "Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma" (because those are three titles that otherwise have so much in common). Plus newsbits, video picks, and more! It would be nice if you'd listen. Well, you're going to have to be more specific, they're both kind of fat and stupid.

After the Week of the Giant Spider, John and El'Ahrai return to keep talking about agrarian policy in 14th Century Lower Silesia...I mean, uh, movies. Reviews of "I Want Your Sex" and "Scary Movie (2026)" are on tap! Plus newsbits, questions, answers, and perhaps, if youre very, VERY good...more. You should listen! My mom used to be a heroin addict, and now she's a Scientologist.

It's an absolutely jam-packed show this week, as El'Ahrai and John are joined by everybody's favorite Blonde in Front, Cati Glidwell, for a long dissection and review of "Spider-Man: Brand New Day" with a "Hadestown" bonus! Plus! Breakdowns of the San Diego Comic-Con announcements and the developments in the Paramount-Warner Brothers merger, plus home video picks, questions, and so much more! You should listen! Yes, you! You know, Max was like the sweetest guy ever before he fell into a pool of electric eels.

Tie yourself to the mast and don't plug your ears, John and El'Ahrai are here to guide you home with their dulcet, Siren-like tones. This week, they're bringing reviews of "The Odyssey" and "Circle City Supernatural"! Plus all the newsbits and things you've come to love. Nobody is listening, are you? I'm not the man they send in to negotiate, or the man they send to make deals. But I am the man people talk to.

Time marches on! You can almost hear the cadence! I DON'T KNOW, BUT I BEEN TOLD! THESE PODCAST HOSTS ARE MIGHTY OLD! This week, El'Ahrai and John bring reviews of "The Invite" and "Evil Dead Burn"! Plus a beloved trilogy looks to be expanding, video picks, questions, answers, and so much more! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'LL BE MISSIN'! IF YOU DON'T DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN! Any man that'd leave you oughtta be monkey-stomped and have his brains mailed back to his mother.

The midyear is here! And to mark the occasion, John and El'Ahrai have invited in the effervescently entertaining Cati Glidewell--that's right, The Blonde in Front herself--for a discussion of the Best Movies of 2026 So Far! (The only title on all three lists? You guessed it: "K-Pops!".) Plus! Reviews of "Minions & Monsters" and "Iron Lung"! Plus the usual bits of idiosyncratic delight that make The Neon Movie Bunker the bulwark of popularity you've all come to know and love. You should listen! Turns out I don't need a medal to tell me I'm a good guy. Because if that little kid likes me...how bad can I be?

There are lofty shows, and there are other shows. This is certainly one of those two types. El'Ahrai and John review "Supergirl" and "Find Your Friends"! Plus! "Artificial" finds a home, videos are picked, questions are answered and so much more (well, OK, not a LOT more)! Download and listen! Or stream and listen! Or...don't. It's your time, and we're trying to respect that. Can I break through your complacency? Do you have compassion for the people suffering in this war? I'm telling you this war is a crime.

Gather 'round the electronic fireside, children, it's time for another film-based chinwag. John and El'Ahrai are back for another seamless, uninterrupted, problem-free episode. Reviews of "Toy Story 5" and "The Terror: Devil in Silver" are on offer this week. Plus! News, video picks, questions, answers, and...more! Please listen! Oh my God, for a minute there I thought that man didn't have an arm.

Let the heavens shake! It's time for a Count-Pointercount review, as El'Ahrai and John take on "Disclosure Day"! Plus! We draw the curtain on the Hollywood Labor Relations Story Corner...for now. Plus DVD picks, questions, and the rest. Bạn nên lắng nghe! It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache!

In what is certainly not an entirely desperate flail for relevance, "The Mandalorian and Grogu" is getting an upgrade during its theatrical run. John and El'Ahrai discuss that on this show. Plus! Reviews of "Masters of the Universe" and "Backrooms", video picks, and so much more! You should listen! Where I come from, it's illegal to be naive.